Dead ass gotta story.
This broad named yolanda had
the dopest body in highschool.
she was buffie the body before buffie!
I'm at the grocery store pushing a cart
and listening to my Spotify pimp playlist.
I see a woman in a blue coat damn near dive
in the chip isle and I go.....What the fukk is that!
(she didnt want me to see her)
I cut back and go up the chip isle and standing
before me in all of her manbearpig glory stands yolanda.
all i could think is.......What did they do to you baby!!!
she's every bit of 4'9 weighing 350.
the years have been so unkind.
I could tell she was embaraced so
I told her it was good seeing her and
gave her a big hug.
I walked away thinking.
I would have slammed my dikk in
a car door to eat her ass back in the day.