Is There A Men Surviving Pregnancy Support Group?

[EffYou]

You knew both of y’all were fertile as fukk but you didn’t get vasectomy. Baby number four otw.

5 otw soon after

 

[Spliff]

Fortunately my wife doesn’t go insane but those 1st and end-of-3rd trimester symptoms has her down for the count.

 

[Black Mamba]

I’m on kid number 4, you’d think I’d learn my lesson by now

Fatherhood is fun as hell, but pregnant women are the WOAT. That sounds terrible I KNOW

I know she going through discomfort, sometimes even pain….. I get that.


But hear me out brehs, it’s LUNACY in my house right now.

Don’t get her pregnant brehs, just adopt.

9 months of hell is hard on the soul

I know there’s someone out there that shares my plight

Nah nikka I need my own blood

 

[True Blue Moon]

nikka...

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

I guess I’ll give y’all an update.

next week we are officially headed in to the 2nd Trimester.

For the brehs that dont know.

1st Trimester is hell

2nd Trimester is back to business, she get her energy back

3rd Trimester is GAMETIME



also I’m starting to gain weight, my wife want me to order hella food, then all of sudden she get sick and can’t finish it and hit me with:


“aye you want the rest of this?”


me:
You don’t wanna save it? You gonna be hungry later


Her:No….I don’t think the baby likes it.


Me:give it here, I’m not bout to waste no food.

 

[Peak]

Fatherhood is fun as hell, but pregnant women are the WOAT. That sounds terrible I KNOW

WOAT.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I think it’s for Trans men

 

[MajesticLion]

The more I read these threads...the more it's apparent that entirely too many of you need a dedicated hostage rescue team on standby

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

The more I read these threads...the more it's apparent that entirely too many of you need a dedicated hostage rescue team on standby

The damn near primal uncontrollable urge to nut inside a woman (*consensually) and turn into monsters for 9 months is proof that God has a weird sense of humor

 

[StretfordRed]

I guess I’ll give y’all an update.

next week we are officially headed in to the 2nd Trimester.

For the brehs that dont know.

1st Trimester is hell

2nd Trimester is back to business, she get her energy back

3rd Trimester is GAMETIME



also I’m starting to gain weight, my wife want me to order hella food, than all of sudden she get sick and can’t finish and say


“aye you want the rest of this?”


me:
You don’t wanna save it? You gonna be hungry later


Her:No….I don’t think the baby likes it.


Me:give it here, I’m not bout to waste no food.

Yooo the food stuff is TRUE!!!! I’m getting rounder at the waist because we drive everywhere now and she can’t walk far or fast. I normally do about 5+ miles a day and now that’s like 1 or less.


Then the food situation is that her belly is bigger than her eyes, so she ends up asking if I want to finish hers

Baby ain’t even come yet and I got a dad bod

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I wanna 1 star this shyt SO bad!

 

[MajesticLion]

Is OP still with us


do not go gently into that good night

 

[StayOffMe]

Just make sure she has the little things that make her happy to circumvent the demon.

Snacks, beverages, rest.

Volunteer to do tasks for her so she can get that extra rest.

If she has been craving ice cream or grilled cheese sandwiches, whatever, have that shyt ready or get it ready… keep the demon time short.

She likes crushed ice, get some before she starts craving it. Get her a body pillow if she doesn’t have one.

Get some good candles, good lotions, make tons of affectionate contact…

Honestly, it just sounds like she is taking advantage of the pregnancy hormones as an excuse to be evil. Doesn’t seem like she was balanced to begin with.
But what do I know.

 

[True Blue Moon]

Just a few more weeks until I meet my little girl

 

[Strapped]

Learn to pull out muthafuka it aint hard to do