finishing a walk, and bending a corner and running directly into the path of a wild ass loose dog in the middle of the skreet just as he's coming out of the alley of the next block 
You:
Dog:
You:
Dog:
You:
The Dog chases your ass, and he never catches you, but he simply waits till you're runing in complete state of cowardice through your front door to sit back and laugh at your punk ass like

You:
Dog:
You:
Dog:
You:
The Dog chases your ass, and he never catches you, but he simply waits till you're runing in complete state of cowardice through your front door to sit back and laugh at your punk ass like



I still get clowned for that till this day.


and
at a damn corgi!