Is there any excuse for a 35 year old man to be a virgin?

[Jesus]

DOnt wanna wait too long for p*ssy
Or else you turn into a faq like Topaz

 

[MexicanKingpin]

fakkit nikka

 

[mson]

Well, if things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shyt, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.

And the thing is she won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

I see what you did there. Maybe he can take all his frustration and deep resentment out on his fathers car and everything will turn out OK.

 

[john goodman]

He just doesn't understand the psychology of women... Because its counterintuitive

Many logical men have this issue... They assume women are like them in any sort of way... Combine that with being unattractive and poor and I can see how this would happen

There's blogs that can help

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I know a dude whos a 27 yr old virgin, never kissed a girl either. He's friends with my homeboy and i see him at the gym from time to time and always askin my bro on advice how to get girls. This dude blows everything out of proportion, my bro told me he said to him

"dude! u know that girl from the gym that i been lookin at?! she said hi to me!"

I was lookin like

These type of dudes sometimes turn out to be the craziest MFs when they finally get some puzzy. They end up stalkin chicks, showin up a bytches house unnanounced, contemplatin committin that once a bytch drops their azz, bytches gotta watch out for these 40 yr old vigin MFs

 

[JLova]

Why do yall even care? I don't understand. It's only a big deal to folk who place way too high a value on sex.

 

[SafeForWork]

I'm 37 and I have not had what most would characterize as sex.

 

[Binary]

I'm 37 and I have not had what most would characterize as sex.

May I ask why? This stuff interests me.

 

[#1 pick]

If it's not religious, just go pay for a hooker or go to a swinger party.

 

[50CentStan]

I think if you're that desperate get a mail order bride if you're religious, she may not stay with u after she get her green card but she will fukk u before...and after financially
If your not religious pay for it like the sucka you are if you're a fukking 35 year old virgin SMFH

 

[KingDanz]

disease or mental disorder?

 

[Slystallion]

He probably never tries and doesn't involve himself in new conversations. Just meeting everyone regardless of they are girls or guys puts you in a better position to converse with girls you would be interested in.

 

[G-Zeus]

i honestly met a 40 year old virgin...

so i know the reason why...

once they open their mouth......

bear in mind.. he had the same haircut..glasses and face as

SWEAR TO GOD I AINT MAKING THIS UP

i was maybe 19 back then... here is how the convo went..

me "oh my your 38?? you look 22 or something seriously.."

the milf "you know how they say, black dont crack......"

*here comes the fukkery*

"h-h-h-hi... h-h-h-h-have--y-you--been work--k-k-k-ing here long...

him

me

her


you..you.. know.. he has a girlfriend....at his age..



me


a-a-a-annd... i never...-h-had a girlfriend... I want to get married.....one..day..hahahahah

him

me

her "please get away from me"

and for the next two days.. he kept spitting that sauce.....

 

[Street Knowledge]

There's a difference between a nikka who can't get no p*ssy and one who is on that AC green shyt.

 

[Nick Barnes]

I ain't worried about if the next man is fukkin or not, I just focus on gettin mine.