Is there anything more infuriating 2 human intelligence than constantly getting outsmarted by a fly?

[Mowgli]

I’ve been trying to kill the same damn fly for 2 hours and this motherfukker is just too nice. This little b*stard is siking me out left and right zig zagging disappearing into thin air and all types of shyt.

this fly got me so heated and ready for revenge wanting to murk him like he stole something

the fly just keeps flying by while I’m off guard like

Keep chasing him it will get tired and hang out by a window and then it's over. Dish rag whipped into dust


If it's nIght time, turn Off all the lights..

Turn on a light in a place u want the fly to go to.

For example if it's in the kitchen and there's a bathroom or garage close by turn on that light.

The fly will chase the light and go there. That's when you close the door on his bytch ass or lock yourself in the phonebooth with the fly and swat his ass Into oblivion.

 

[Pseudonym]

On your screen breh

 

[George's Dilemma]

My go to for when a fly gets in the house, is to open blinds so a full window or at least a lot of window is visible. I've got the AC on, so everything is shut, but with a full window visible the fly will continue making trips to that window and hang for a while too. Nine times out of ten I kill them at that point. You'll notice them slow down as the evening approaches which increases your odds of swatting them.

 

[ABlackMan]

trap it using the window…you open the blinds the fly sees sunlight thinking its automatic freedom, then once its on the glass fluttering around you just close the blinds when you see where it is and smack that shyt. messy but clean up is a 2/10 on how bad scale so get it over with. can also just open a door if its close to the door. the flys where i live now a bit more classy so if they ever do fly in they already looking for an exit.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Lol @Fly don't fly in a predictable manner. Makes it hard for our brains to anticipate and catch them.

 

[ABlackMan]

if yall watch muhammad ali fly catching it'll inspire you and you too will become the fly god. shyt really do get ya hand speed up

 

[Ozymandeas]

Gotta outsmart it. For example, I have a 27 inch computer monitor that’s flies love. I’ll turn that jawn on, get a fly swatter and it’s only a matter of time. Of course sanitize after.

 

[trillanova]

I'm over here dealing with the same issue




Lil fakkit is just too fast for me.

I'm almost to the point where I may just have to wait a couple days and let him die naturally

I was thinking the same thing, but if there's another one they might have babies and I can't have that shyt.

 

[FlexPavilion]

If you're too slow to smack it mid flight, spray it with any aerosol spray. It's wings will get stuck and it will fall to the ground.

 

[acri1]

Gotta outsmart it. For example, I have a 27 inch computer monitor that’s flies love. I’ll turn that jawn on, get a fly swatter and it’s only a matter of time. Of course sanitize after.

Personally I prefer to use my vacuum to suck up flies, way less cleanup

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I was thinking the same thing, but if there's another one they might have babies and I can't have that shyt.

They fukking all over your shyt

 

[I AM WE ARE]

If you're too slow to smack it mid flight, spray it with any aerosol spray. It's wings will get stuck and it will fall to the ground.

I've been doing this for years

 

[mbewane]

this is an evolved fly breh

 

[RareHunter]

I’ve been trying to kill the same damn fly for 2 hours and this motherfukker is just too nice. This little b*stard is siking me out left and right zig zagging disappearing into thin air and all types of shyt.

this fly got me so heated and ready for revenge wanting to murk him like he stole something

the fly just keeps flying by while I’m off guard like

Turn all the lights out in the house but leave a light on in one room of choice. He’ll fly there.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

What you fighting him for, psssh I had to get rid of mines