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The fukk is wrong with you OP? 
Is this chick trying to drop a hint???
- Thread starter FukkaPaidEmail
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nikka, you supposed to make that hoe guzzle your kids...this is supposed to be a cakewalk. that hoe is begging for it.
She offered you the American Dream... NSA... 
that ain't a hint. its much more. she's basically guiding u in.
if u work with her u prolly shouldn't do it, but u gotta f*ck up to learn
***** is like...
Come in *****!
and if she hit em with the
CANCEL DAT ***** LIKE NINO!
when you ask someone a question you have to think about what they would probably answer. for example:
you asked her "do you want a fukk buddy?" did you really expect the convo to go:
her: yes i want a fukk buddy.
you: well do you want me to be your fukk buddy?
her: yeah, that would be great!
you: ok well when should i come over?
her: how about tonight at 8?
you: alright see ya later.
now i'm not saying it's impossible for a chick to answer yes when asked if she wants a fukk buddy but it would depend on your rapport with her, your general swag, her type of personality and even then she probably wouldn't say it by text cause texts can be saved.
so most chicks wouldn't spit it out clearly. your question was useless. when she told you she needs someone to hold kiss, you should have been like "yeah, i get you, that moment when you're close with someone and you just feel completely at ease with them..." then let her talk, blablabla then later on you ask her if she wants to hang out?
you're not tricking her into sleeping with you. she'll know what it is and you aren't trying to hide it. you're honest with her but keep it vague and ambiguous enough to leave room in her mind for whatever context, spin and justification she wants to give the whole scenario in her mind. see what you need to understand is that most women are schizos. let them build their own reality in their mind, just guide them to wherever you want them to go and let them worry about how they justify going there.
you asked her "do you want a fukk buddy?" did you really expect the convo to go:
her: yes i want a fukk buddy.
you: well do you want me to be your fukk buddy?
her: yeah, that would be great!
you: ok well when should i come over?
her: how about tonight at 8?
you: alright see ya later.
now i'm not saying it's impossible for a chick to answer yes when asked if she wants a fukk buddy but it would depend on your rapport with her, your general swag, her type of personality and even then she probably wouldn't say it by text cause texts can be saved.
so most chicks wouldn't spit it out clearly. your question was useless. when she told you she needs someone to hold kiss, you should have been like "yeah, i get you, that moment when you're close with someone and you just feel completely at ease with them..." then let her talk, blablabla then later on you ask her if she wants to hang out?
you're not tricking her into sleeping with you. she'll know what it is and you aren't trying to hide it. you're honest with her but keep it vague and ambiguous enough to leave room in her mind for whatever context, spin and justification she wants to give the whole scenario in her mind. see what you need to understand is that most women are schizos. let them build their own reality in their mind, just guide them to wherever you want them to go and let them worry about how they justify going there.
Alexander Wiggin
All Star
Realest shyt I ever heard. You need to understand that women don't want to be considered or be perceived as a hoe, so they have coded language to make guys understand they wanna fukk. And it's up to you to decipher the code and play the game along with her
A lot of females who find a guy attractive will not sleep the first night just because of reputation even if they want too. Same for the guys, you don't call a chick immediatly after gettin her number just to not be perceived as a sucka or a simp. It's a mental game
FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
I told the chick that I was coming through and she didn't try to stop me or anything so i'm thinking "
the coli brehs were right,she trying to give me that no strings attached love"...Tell me why when I showed up this bytch flipped the script on some "I really do want a relationship,I'm just scared of getting hurt again" type shyt,looking like her soul been recently snatched from her body. So i'm sittin' in this bytch living room at 3 in the mornin with two condoms in my pocket feelin' like fukkin jerk 
. She said we could still do our thing but I declined because I can tell by this ho's whole demeanor that it wouldn't of ended well.This probably is a L by coli standards but I don't care . A nikka should've been studying instead of chasing p*ssy.
the coli brehs were right,she trying to give me that no strings attached love"...Tell me why when I showed up this bytch flipped the script on some "I really do want a relationship,I'm just scared of getting hurt again" type shyt,looking like her soul been recently snatched from her body. So i'm sittin' in this bytch living room at 3 in the mornin with two condoms in my pocket feelin' like fukkin jerk . She said we could still do our thing but I declined because I can tell by this ho's whole demeanor that it wouldn't of ended well.This probably is a L by coli standards but I don't care . A nikka should've been studying instead of chasing p*ssy.FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
Shugg84
Banned
She'll be back...another quaalude...she'll love you in the morn.....
I told the the chick that I was coming through and she didn't try to stop me or anything so i'm thinking "
I'M NO EXPERT ON THIS STUFF BUT I'M GUESSING YOU KICKED IN THE DOOR WITH THE http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvwellness.com/media/2010/08/condom438.gif FACE.
Exactly what I came in here to say. Winter time is approaching, friends. Be prepared for alotta this bait and switch talk. Got this chick on my job acting the same way. Broke up with her boyfriend earlier this year, and is now hanging on my jock talking bout she misses being hugged. Saying she doesnt want a fukk buddy, but is always trying to find some way for us to hang out and for me to go to her place. Broad is the definition of
, so I aint fukking noway.The thing is, women dont know how to ask men out so they try to get the dude to make the "first move".
I told the the chick that I was coming through and she didn't try to stop me or anything so i'm thinking "
she's brilliant
