Is this really how yall dudes is getting down in 2019????.... Facebook post

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Lil dikk cac shyt is only fukking in missionary and pulling your penis through the hole in your boxers.

Cacs can't dance so they can't hit a p*ssy from the back.

This getting fingered while gettin head sounds like some cac shyt too.

Brehs talking about they know brehs into that shyt are forgetting to tell us "oh yeah they smoke crack too."



You know there is a procedure called an enema right? Just like a broad douches out her p*ssy, you can do it to your ass.

You can do it at home for fun if you want. But they do it in hospitals and at doctors offices before rummaging around back there. They also tell you not to eat a certain number of hours before too.



:what: for what? Get your nut then go to bed. If you ain't gettin paid to put on a performance then your wasting time.
Idk why but I'm :deadmanny: at the bold lmao
 

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All you cats in here judging, just so you know -- some of yall's girls and wives not satisfied in the bedroom like you think :sas2:

They bored as hell with your boring, non -adventurous ass :sas2: she has fantasies too. She don't want routine sex all the time :mjpls:

So don't get mad, when a wild, heterosexual man like me comes along and helps her fulfill those sexual desires you just don't want to do :mjgrin:

And no, that does not mean I'm open to gay shyt like getting fukked with a strap on :ufdup:

nah man it sounds like you are very open to getting fukked with a strap on :dame:
 

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Idk why but I'm :deadmanny: at the bold lmao

:mjlol: you know you gotta have rhythm to hit it right.

Just like when they dance they only got that one move and the rest of their body is like :ld:.

Just stiff and motionless. That's why missionary is perfect for them.

"Just forward a little bit then back. Now breathe. Then forward a little bit and back. 2 more times and we will be done. I'm going to stop for a moment and kiss her on the lips and squeeze her breast one time, then back to business."
 

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:mjlol: you know you gotta have rhythm to hit it right.

Just like when they dance they only got that one move and the rest of their body is like :ld:.

Just stiff and motionless. That's why missionary is perfect for them.

"Just forward a little bit then back. Now breathe. Then forward a little bit and back. 2 more times and we will be done. I'm going to stop for a moment and kiss her on the lips and squeeze her breast one time, then back to business."

:mjlol:

nikkahs really do be wildin :wow:
 

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Together 7, married 4. We've always been kinky and the last couple of years we've done more together with whips, chains, blind folds, acting out fantasies, etc.

The thing is she gets more pleasure out of sex than me. She routinely comes 10-12 times a session and it's hard for me to finish just one time. She has been doing research on prostate massage and told me she thinks it will make sex more enjoyable for me. Not sure if I'll do it but it does sound amazing.

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Well I never had that done to me but I have heard it feels good and can produce an intense, full body orgasm for the man. I think they call it a prostate massage, the man's g-spot is in the space between his balls and ass so the best way to massage it is via the anus and the woman has to find it that way. There's nothing gay about it and is very pleasurable for the man. This is what I've been told.

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Might as well take a dikk up the butt then...
 
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