Is this Reporter B!tch for real???

[thegreatest]

THEY EVEN HAD A BIRD IN THE OVEN

 

[Midwest]

this is straight parody status. My beloved people are falling off at a record pace. The audacity of people to tell a homeowner they cant leave their home or its ours to "squat in". SCUST

 

[Dada]

People are foul for disrespecting people's homes and ownership. A lot of the people doing this aren't in dire straits, they just have an extreme sense of entitlement. When it goes down, these are the zombie who'll have targets on their heads.

side note: my mom hates her. I think she's unprofessional.

 

[SuikodenII]

Andrea Isom

Emmy Award winner

Black Excellence

to her, not Detroit

 

[Muzion]

she should use it as her audition tape for The Cleveland Show

 

[Blacsmiff]

THEY EVEN HAD A BIRD IN THE OVEN

 

[Why-Fi]

its different...its not like she had fukked up grammar or whatever

 

[thegreatest]

AND WHILE THEY WERE FIXING THEIR FEAST, THEY WERE HIGH AS A KITE ON THE CHRONIC

that sounds like me and the homeys when we be chillin

 

[StackBundles]

Why is this shyt chopped and screwed?

 

[Blacsmiff]

AND WHILE THEY WERE FIXING THEIR FEAST, THEY WERE HIGH AS A KITE ON THE CHRONIC

that sounds like me and the homeys when we be chillin

Ultimate chill out zone breh

- liquor -> check
- food -> check
- stuff in the house to sell for more weed -> check
- beds with clean sheets to smash -> check
- right next door to my house (travelling distance: 23 seconds) -> check

 

[Rawtid]

this is straight parody status. My beloved people are falling off at a record pace. The audacity of people to tell a homeowner they cant leave their home or its ours to "squat in". SCUST

My nikka said "you know better than you leave your house unattended"

 

[Big Blue]

This is embarrassing. I felt like I was listening to a Black Dynamite voice over.

 

[Born2BKing]

THEY EVEN HAD A BIRD IN THE OVEN

Them nikkas drank all the liquor and was about to feast on a turkey dinner. I can hear them nikkas now. "Ay cuz put some garlic and black pepper on that thing" "shyt nikka, I'mma get started on these greens my nikka, you put them biscuits in the oven cuzo." . Straight up dikk head nikkas lol.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

 

[detroitwalt]

On my iPad, the audio sounds slow (like a screwed song)

Why is this shyt chopped and screwed?

Same here.

On a related note, my cuz lived on Grand River and his job sent him out of town for about 3 1/2 weeks. During the time he was gone nikkas moved, set up shop, got raided, and shut down.

Said he came home to police tape around his door. His landlord had to give him the scoop on what happened.

They ain't even take nothing