"Well you know something Mean Gene.....I rode in non-stop on my Harley from Venice Beach all the way to Stamford Connecticut, brother! And as the Hulkster neared the WWE offices & Titan Towers, the ground began to rumble man! By the time I pulled the big custom made Road King pan-head into the parking lot, people were rushing outside in fear...."what's going on...", they screamed ".....is this the apocalypse?"
(lowers voice)
And in the back of the massive crowd I saw Vincent Kennedy McMahon standing all alone. (raises voice) I raised one of the big 24 inch pythons and split the crowd right down the middle and demanded Vince to come thru! Face to face, icon to icon....I told Vince, it's time for me to return, man...to bring things full circle! 30 years after Hulkamania began running wild, brother!
He said "Hulkster, I couldn't wait....I've been hop--" But before he finished, I interrupted him. The ground shook again & thunder rolled....nobody had ever interrupted Vince McMahon, dude. I said, I'll only come back if I get control to make ONE match......Daniel Bryan, he does everything right, brother....the training, the prayers, the vitamins, and he deserves a shot at the big show! And I'm not talking about the 600lb giant I slammed with the greatest of ease....I'm taking about the main event at Wrestlemania, brother! You tell your crooked son-in-law triple H, and wayward daughter Stephanie that Daniel Bryan is gonna be in the main event at WM XXX brother, and I'm gonna make the announcement on RAW.
Triple H, whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs his match-making & backstage booking skills allllll overrrr yoouuuuuuuu?!?!?!??!?!?
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