Is voodoo real?

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This dude from a small country in Africa got mad at me one day after I laughed at him when he made a presentation because his accent and word fucc ups was funny as hell. He was like "You will geeeeet what is cawming fo youuu ooo"

I was like :pachaha: fucc he talmbout.

Anyway I go to the high-school gym to skip class, and ain't nobody in there, I'm tryna go behind the bleachers like normal so I could take a nap before the pe teacher come. But the lights immediately shut off.

I'm like :wtf:

It's pitch black so I don't know where I'm at. Anyway I hear this nikka voice but I don't hear his foot steps. He's like

"I told you you weeeell get it oooooo"

I'm like :damn::damn::damn::damn:

He said some Ramblin ass chit, then poooooof!!! The lights come on and it's a rainforest or some chit around me, and the water start swallowing me up.

I said stooooooooooop, I'm sorry help me!!!! :damn::damn::damn:

He said "doooo not doo eeet again"

Then bam I woke up like this :dead: everybody around me lookin at me like "Y u sleeping on the ground nikka"

Ever since then I kept my distance from dude and kept my moufshut around him
 
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I believe it and I got stories.

A couple of years ago I was riding Megabus and we made the stop in Richmond before heading to DC this African lady tried to get on the bus, but she was late and the driver wouldn't let her on. The bus pulls off and leaves this women hanging and she hollers out what goes around comes around" No sooner the bus gets around the corner it gets caught up in a tight space trying to make a turn and the transmission blows out. Now we stranded for half the day because they gotta bring a bus from all the way out in New Carrollton MD down to Richmond.:francis:


Next one involves a damn honest to god cac witch who put a love spell on a dude who wasn't feeling for her at all. This dude couldn't stand her at first but after she put that spell on him, ol' boy was all over her. And now they married with a bunch of kids. And they ended up moving to Richmond too. There's also the fun fact that dude is a descendant of John Calhoun.
 
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Voodoo powers are based on metaphysics, applied science and the paranormal.
Here is the ritual fire dance if the N GHana Dagomba in honour of a dead black smith.


Anyone else would have suffered 3rd degree burns within seconds.

People with such superhuman abilities also have the power to hex or curse and were abilities of hyenas/leopards and lions.
Trouble is 90% of the time these abilities are misused for pure low level F'ERY. Jealousy, envy and hate are the main motivations for occult powers: its very rarely about,"I know; let's build our very own water treatment plant/ hospital/ irrigation system."
Also the entities channelled to perform these supernatural feats are EXTREMELY malevolent and love to cause illness, death and lifelong retardation in the practitioners kids. You can be protected to an extent based on your own abilities to call the entities or by your bloodline but LEAVE. THIS. ISHYT. ALONE. BREHS
 
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Chill Yayo I Got Dis said:
This dude from a small country in Africa got mad at me one day after I laughed at him when he made a presentation because his accent and word fucc ups was funny as hell. He was like "You will geeeeet what is cawming fo youuu ooo"

I was like :pachaha: fucc he talmbout.

Anyway I go to the high-school gym to skip class, and ain't nobody in there, I'm tryna go behind the bleachers like normal so I could take a nap before the pe teacher come. But the lights immediately shut off.

I'm like :wtf:

It's pitch black so I don't know where I'm at. Anyway I hear this nikka voice but I don't hear his foot steps. He's like

"I told you you weeeell get it oooooo"

I'm like :damn::damn::damn::damn:

He said some Ramblin ass chit, then poooooof!!! The lights come on and it's a rainforest or some chit around me, and the water start swallowing me up.

I said stooooooooooop, I'm sorry help me!!!! :damn::damn::damn:

He said "doooo not doo eeet again"

Then bam I woke up like this :dead: everybody around me lookin at me like "Y u sleeping on the ground nikka"

Ever since then I kept my distance from dude and kept my moufshut around him
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thekyuke said:
Voodoo powers are based on metaphysics, applied science and the paranormal.
Here is the ritual fire dance if the N GHana Dagomba in honour of a dead black smith.


Anyone else would have suffered 3rd degree burns within seconds.

People with such superhuman abilities also have the power to hex or curse and were abilities of hyenas/leopards and lions.
Trouble is 90% of the time these abilities are misused for pure low level F'ERY. Jealousy, envy and hate are the main motivations for occult powers: its very rarely about,"I know; let's build our very own water treatment plant/ hospital/ irrigation system."
Also the entities channelled to perform these supernatural feats are EXTREMELY malevolent and love to cause illness, death and lifelong retardation in the practitioners kids. You can be protected to an extent based on your own abilities to call the entities or by your bloodline but LEAVE. THIS. ISHYT. ALONE. BREHS
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That’s interesting
 
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