Isiah Thomas: "Michael Jordan and I couldn't have played with those cramps"

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no you cramped because you don't properly hydrate and you prolly didn't even stretch/warm up. Most cats don't stretch/warmup or bring water at the court I hoop at then them nikkas always lookin :flabbynsick: after the first game


i wont deny this my nikka i never stretch or warm up :pachaha:
 

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:laff: :deadrose: @ that Chris Long tweet


The summer after 9th grade I went to a team basketball camp where we ran drills and full court games non stop from 7 am to 7 pm.. We had a cafeteria where they fed us and had one of those fastfood type soda dispensers where you can get all the free refills you want...My dumb azz not knowing any better was drinking like 5 cups of Sprite after every lunch because I was so dehydrated from the constant running.. After around the 3rd day I was walking back from the cafe with my boys about to play a game and both of my legs locked up. I had never experienced it before so I thought I was having a stroke or a seizure... My brain was telling my legs to move but I was frozen and couldn't go anywhere..Then I got these sharp piercing pains from the top of my thighs to my toes.. I thought I was about to die and just fell on the floor by some lockers..


They had to pick me up place me in a wheelchair and bring me to an empty classroom in the school the camp was at.. They placed me on the floor, put bags of ice on my legs, gave me like 5 banannas and left me in the classroom for like 4 hours while they left to play games.. This was an old azz high school where the lights would flicker out and while I was laying there with ice on me alone, unable to move the lights went out..About 20 minutes later I start hearing chirping noises and I see a couple of huge rats running underneath the crack of the door from the outside into the room where I was stuck.. I thought they coming after the bananas or to chew on my feet and I panicked and tried to get up but couldn't move.. I was literally paralized and couldn't move.. Luckily they ran off somewhere else but that sh1t was one of my worst experiences ever.. I didn't drink soda for like 5 years after that..


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shyt, i have had calf cramps that felt like the muscle was trying to tear itself off the bone, and once you get the cramp to stop, it still hurts for hours after
 
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Dafuq? He played 42 minutes and took the bulls final shot to try to tie the game in the waning seconds of regulation.

"It would later be learned that a Bulls team assistant had mistakenly replaced the players’ Gatorade with GatorLode, a heavy drink used for building carbs. “It was like eating baked potatoes,” explained trainer Chip Schaeffer. Down the stretch, Chicago’s players complained of stomach cramps and Jordan even asked to sit for a time, something he never did at a key moment."

Dude had stomach cramps and was still out there. Played 42 minutes. Not sure what those tweets are supposed to prove. That jordan didn't play all 48 minutes?
 

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Ever watch football games and swear someone tore an ACL, limp off are thankful its only a cramp?

Mannnn....niqqas act like they got shot catching cramps.

If you ever get cramps, you know what happens though. You have no control left and it feels like it's burning slowly.
 

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On a serious note here, I caught a severe cramp once while running 13 miles in the late afternoon in severe heat. I had to lay up against a Toyota Camry for a minute and then walked the rest of the way. I won't get on Bron for leaving the game but I will blame that soft ass phakkit for getting carried to the bench by two grown men. That is soft.
 

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Too hot in the seum? Should we
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breh @cook i'm not a bron stan, as u can see i bet all my $ on the spurs to win the chip. but this shyt is so redundant already and there's 3 days until the next game :why:
 

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Lebron stans are furious experiencing their king being disrespected to unprecedented levels :russ:

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The naysayers are gonna unleash a beast :sas1:























You heard what happened to the last two security guards right?:sas2:
 
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