Issa Rae Looking Real Good On This Essence Magazine Cover, She tricked me

[You Win Perfect]

fukk outta here

 

[Burned Verses]

Her skin is pretty much my type. She looks good.

 

[FeverPitch2]

Brehs.

Chris Rock once said "money is the best lotion"
When you have money, you have have clothes tailored to your body type.
You can have your healthy and delicious meals prepared
A personal trainer
A personal stylist who knows what looks good on you
A makeup artist and hairstylist/barber on call
Dermatologist/skin care treatments
A dentist who damn near an artist
and if all else fails, the finest plastic surgeon around

You got a team of people whose job it is to make sure you look your absolute best every fukking day

Sometimes, a lil spit and polish can turn a nickel into a dime

Or in reverse, a dime can turn into pennies if she falls off

Or, in Issa's case, make a nickel look like a decent 7 if you ignore that she's bad built
This is why I always look beyond the makeup and really look at a betch features
I imagine what she's gonna look like when she has the flu and can't breathe through her nose
If she got too much makeup on, then I know its some shyt in the game

Just know that when you take this home

This is waiting for you in the wings

 

[Guvnor]

fukk outta here

You aint have to one star the thread. She looks good in them pics man.

Brehs.

Chris Rock once said "money is the best lotion"
When you have money, you have have clothes tailored to your body type.
You can have your healthy and delicious meals prepared
A personal trainer
A personal stylist who knows what looks good on you
A makeup artist and hairstylist/barber on call
Dermatologist/skin care treatments
A dentist who damn near an artist
and if all else fails, the finest plastic surgeon around

You got a team of people whose job it is to make sure you look your absolute best every fukking day

Sometimes, a lil spit and polish can turn a nickel into a dime

Or in reverse, a dime can turn into pennies if she falls off

Or, in Issa's case, make a nickel look like a decent 7 if you ignore that she's bad built
This is why I always look beyond the makeup and really look at a betch features
I imagine what she's gonna look like when she has the flu and can't breathe through her nose
If she got too much makeup on, then I know its some shyt in the game

Just know that when you take this home

This is waiting for you in the wings

That's ture, I done seen some chicks do full magic tricks with make up and shyt to the point where they fooled me. Even chicks who be bad on IG in regular pics be looking like shyt without they make up and filters and what not. shyt is crazy!

It's damn near dishonest and pure manipulation.

 

[Da King]

Makeup and photoshop is a muthafukka

 

[Ziggiy]

She been lowkey looking good to me since Season 2 of her show.

 

[NigerianDonDada]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That photo shop is decent

 

[Marzupial]

Issa a snack

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

sounds like you know from experience

way too descriptive breh.

Stfu fakkit ass nikka. Ain't nobody tryna listen to a nikka tht sounds like a zaytoven flute when he farts.

 

[HarlemHottie]

At the same time I read somewhere that she is engaged to an African so I guess she is not a total bedwench. She is half way there though.

I've recently learned it's possible to be both. I don't know how to say it pc, but in terms of preference, with African women it seems to go African men/ white men--> white men/ African men--> every other type of man on the entire planet --> ADOS men.

So, more accurately, they should be described as anti ADOS black men. I'm not shading nobody or trynna generalize in a malicious way, it's just what I noticed. It's just, it's the only thing that explains her quotes about Chinese men, her holding that Swirling book, and her engagement.

also see: Simps sendin these b1tches money thru cash app and still getting shaded

 

[Montez]

Her boyfriend for a few years

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I’ve always thought she was cute in a regular girl kinda way.

Y’all too stuck on them Instagram create-a-hoes.

This is a beautiful and successful black woman, any of you should/would be happy to get with.

 

[TEH]

It’s not so much looks

Cause as much as I like dimes

I’d wife up a 6 with impeccable character and a stellar personality

 

[Guvnor]

I've recently learned it's possible to be both. I don't know how to say it pc, but in terms of preference, with African women it seems to go African men/ white men--> white men/ African men--> every other type of man on the entire planet --> ADOS men.

So, more accurately, they should be described as anti ADOS black men. I'm not shading nobody or trynna generalize in a malicious way, it's just what I noticed. It's just, it's the only thing that explains her quotes about Chinese men, her holding that Swirling book, and her engagement.

also see: Simps sendin these b1tches money thru cash app and still getting shaded

True, I've seen a couple of African women who think like that though to be fair not all of them but a few of them do. Who was the person who made the tweet in the OP? do you remember?

Seems they took it down.