It legit blows my mind how nikkas are cool with not shyttin as much as they eatin...

[Frida Giezman]

When I was younger I never shyt more than once a day

Some days I ain't shyt at all

Now that I'm in my 30s shytting more than once a day is common

 

[Luck]

This shyt blew up

IM ONLY FUCCIN A BIITCH IN THE ASS IF SHE SHIIT AT LEAST TWICE A DAYZ

 

[The Plug]

chill with shytting 2 - 4 times a day, your ass hurts after that

 

[Jerz-2]

A lot of people are walking around bloated and angry. They need to shyt.

You should start a new national health initiative.

The slogan possibilities are ENDLESS:

"Stop trippin, start shyttin."

 

[Strapped]

Cream of wheat and aotmeal

 

[Fani Willis fan]

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Ate a massive kale salad last night.

This mornings bowel movement was... smoooooooth.

 

[DirtyMoney]

I could go 2 weeks post my surgery which messed up my digestion.
Real talk 2 weeks.
What came out. Not pretty..
Now ideally 2-4 times due to juicing and 2 days of solid food then 1 day of no meat/no solid.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i poop as soon as i wake up 95% of the time.

 

[Strapped]

i poop as soon as i wake up 95% of the time.

What is in yo diet mayne

 

[Strapped]

Fux is so funny mayne

 

[Steezy]

Something bout taking a 1am 2 am shyt

 

[Vice Queen]

Coffee is damn near a laxative

Who ain't pooing at least once a day?

 

[Vice Queen]

people do not know how to eat vegetables or fruits. they also avoid drinking water

speaking of toilets, i just learned this, breh. look at the photo below. please follow it

That's why I tippy toe

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Wht in yo diet mayne

i eat whatever.
i'm not eating veggies all day at all.
i should quadruple the veggies i eat.

having to poop first thing in the morning is annoying but it at least gets it out of the way.