Its 3am something Eastern. Why da hell do I hear the Ice Cream Truck.

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I called my girl earlier this morning around 8ish.

My girl: "What?"
Me: "What?" "That's how we answering the phone now?"
Her: "I still mad at you for fukkin up my sleep with yo loud azz snoring."
Me: "Sometimes i snore, bey, I can't help that shyt."
Her: "What happened to your "Bane" mask?" "I thought you started wearing"
Me: "I got rid of it cuz I knew you would have jokes plus Vito(My tuxedo 🐈. #Catset! #Mob Ties!) Kept fukking wit it." Imma buy one of those nose ones." "Hey, so early this morning, around 3ish I heard the damn Ice Cream Man."
Her: "Nah. For real."
Me: "Swear to God I heard it."
Her: "Told you about those demonic movies you like to watch."
Me: "All I watched was the game then I came to your spot." "I mean, that ass whopping the C's put on Brooklyn was horrifying."
Her: "You stupid." "What did you eat or drink? I know your ass had a snack late night."
Me: "Hot cheetos and I had a white claw."
Her: "Since when you start drinking white claw?"
Me: "The other day I caught fake ass Kelsey Plum from building 11 and her homegirl buying a couple cases from the 7-11 by the complex. I figured I try it. They lowkey bussin' bey."
Her: "Yeah for white bytches." "Did ole girl from upstairs make it home?"
Me: "5 guys?"(my nickname I gave her cause I swear she got like 5 boyfriends or she hoeing). "Yeah I heard her about 5ish."
Her: "You should have known you was good cuz the demons kill the ho first."
Me: "True, damn didn't think of that"
Her: "I got to login soon. U ok"
Me: "Yeah imma take a nap and login later. I got that stupid weekly zoom meeting"
Her: "I will see you later today" ❤️ ya!
Me: ❤️ you too! Bye.
 

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mind your business breh
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That's a whole Clipse bar :banderas:
 

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I’m cracking up in public and probably looking crazy lmaooo
 

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Taken out of context op would sound like a hoe, but if u not even a little unnerved by ice cream truck music at 3 a.m. u might just low key be even scarier :lupe:

that’s a super odd hour…the wildest time I heard that shyt was maybe about 7PM but it was the fukking winter…I had to look outside to make sure I was hearing correctly lol
 
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