"It's a good thing Derrick Rose can't read"

[drugxglory]

type of dude you get paired up with in a class project and he just sit there like

Me: "Damn, Derrick...why you aint helping me do this?"

Rose: "mmm-Ionknow, my side hurts today"

 

[nomoreneveragain]

If they advance he'd have to come back and play the Heat?

There's no way he can get a Pass