It's a wrap for the Human Race..

Blown Moon

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I disagree though. Women have entire torsos with dikks attached and no one bats an eye. They have trusting sex machines that look like medieval torture devices and so on. But dudes start getting realistic feeling sex toys and its time to watch out?:russ:

I will say if you buy something like this your motivation for getting real women will plummet. You’ll end up as the strange, super single old guy who never leaves his house. No amount of vajayjay 3000’s and videos games will ever come close to having women in your life.
 

MidniteJay

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Nothing to worry about, at least until they start making androids like the ones form Detroit: Become Human and install these high tech dikk/p*ssy on them.

Dudes gonna be tweakin' like Gaius Baltar.
 

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#catset #jetset
What they don’t tell you is if you have any kind of thickness to your dikk, the motors bog down and it does nothing for you; no homo.

The wife and I have messed around with 2 of these and we cracked up every time because it be going hard if nothing is in it…then once I slide in, it sounds like the motor is gonna explode
@KnickstapeCity where you at
 

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Just checking back to see if somebody actually found a link to that nasty mess
 

Toe Jay Simpson

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A dirtbag would order this via a prepaid Visa and send it to the abandoned house right around the corner on the left
 

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What they don’t tell you is if you have any kind of thickness to your dikk, the motors bog down and it does nothing for you; no homo.

The wife and I have messed around with 2 of these and we cracked up every time because it be going hard if nothing is in it…then once I slide in, it sounds like the motor is gonna explode

Once you slide it in? Wife? :dame: :patrice:
 
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