Even w living 30 minutes away from that tourist trap world of coke ...its STILL team mother.fukking. PEPSI bytch!
Lemme tell ya why
In the 90s what memorable commercial you red can pussies had huh? Santa Claus gay ass talm bout ho ho and tyrese c00n ass singing "doo doo doo always colaaaa"
So what
WE Had tyra banks, the sexy white bytch w the bump on her face, a whole rock song dedicated to just wanting a Pepsi, Britney spears, Beyonce Michael Jackson (80s) etc etc u smell what I'm cooking now
plus u just caint forget the allure and mystique! Of a half frozen can filled with carbonated caffeinated goodness ice slivers floating to the top of the can with the crisp refreshing fizz after u crack the seal ahhh relief! nikkas just get a stomach ache and grungy teeth from Coca-Cola fukking hick red neck drink
Lemme tell ya why
In the 90s what memorable commercial you red can pussies had huh? Santa Claus gay ass talm bout ho ho and tyrese c00n ass singing "doo doo doo always colaaaa"
So what
WE Had tyra banks, the sexy white bytch w the bump on her face, a whole rock song dedicated to just wanting a Pepsi, Britney spears, Beyonce Michael Jackson (80s) etc etc u smell what I'm cooking now
plus u just caint forget the allure and mystique! Of a half frozen can filled with carbonated caffeinated goodness ice slivers floating to the top of the can with the crisp refreshing fizz after u crack the seal ahhh relief! nikkas just get a stomach ache and grungy teeth from Coca-Cola fukking hick red neck drink
