It's Almost Halloween so let us discuss the Boogeymen of the COLI

Which Terrifies Coli closet-Incels more? - POLL ADDED

  • Black women

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • "Ain't shyt" nggas

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Pitbulls

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • NYC

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • "****" ?????

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • OTHER

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16

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A lot of you cats got real life Boogeymen in your lives. Real life monsters. You can click on (just about) any thread in TLR and find fear-mongering or individuals living their lives on some...:hamster:

Nggas scared to live their life and running online to gripe and complain. Broken and defeated because they feel terrorized by the same rogues gallery in a sense. The same characters....
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Monster #1 - Black women

Dudes on here afraid to approach em. In fear of their independence. Can't handle their aura. Crippled in their presence. BW got you feelin less of a man when they're around...:mjlol:

Monster #2 - "Aint shyt nggas"

Cats in here petrified they've finished HS, got a degree, great paying job, financial security (6 Figs/6 Certs) if you may...:sas1:

Only for "Shaquell", the local dopeboy from around the corner...w/ no job, 2 felonies, and a certificate for HVAC from the Dept. Of Corrections to d*ck-down your wifey and take her away. Can't get or keep a chick ass nggas...:lolbron:

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That one really got some of you nggas...:hamster:

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Monster #3 -
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I bet some of you spooky ass nggas hit the..

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after you clicked the spoiler. Quit being scared to step off the porch...:mjlol:
They're not all bad.

Monster #4 - NYC (NY Culture)

Posters horrified of a city they've probably never been to (and only know of from how it's portrayed...or what they've seen in media).
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Dudes dyckridin the lingo, the style, the culture, etc. (We see this towards a lot of east coast cities in general). No one is worried about infiltrating your wack cities...takin your hoes (easy)...or entertaining anything else y'all got goin on in Bumblefukk, NC...Boonies, Illinois, etc.

There's no reason to care about anything going on in other areas...because everything is there. The party is up here. Irrelevancy got dudes...:sadcam:

Monster #5 - Cats above 6 FT or wit hair :russ:

This is the funniest one. Too many of you dudes walkin around wit "little-man" complexes...:hamster:


Y'all dudes and incels need to confront your demons. Stack your bread and get your lives....:scust:
I’m in the gas station parking lot, waiting on a girl to come out, with tears in my eyes. By the time I opened up that Pitbull gif and then Joaquin Phoenix behind it. Oh I’m crying
 
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