It's almost pointless to ask for anal.

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If yall already in the mood, test the battery and then snuggle on in there. Most chicks like spontaneous anus widening despite what you hear in the streets. In contrast, you ever try to plan butt sex? You know...it's your b day or christmas and she say ":shaq: later, bae...". Most of the time she gonna fall asleep or squeal til you give up. ":mjcry: I tried but tonight ain't it".

Buy or cook dinner, get her frisky and then kick in that door. She will THANK you for taking control. Tell me I'm lying.
 

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You guys are so easily impressionable it's so embarrassing. Now because Kanye likes anal play all the bi-curious DL 'homeboys' are suddenly into it now. Just come out the closet you fukking fakkit.
:mjlol: because Kanye invented sex. We all know that was Trey Songz.
 

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Never ask for anal, i just put in there and hope she cleaned up recently :takedat:

lol at asking for anything :mjlol:
 

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i'm more concerned with righting the annals of history,as fruitless and pointless that this expedition may be..

and building annuals towards the future



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