It's funny how it's assumed Bron is winning a ring this year...
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The Kobe Stans Timeline
1) LeBron during free agency: "We love you LeBron. Play for my team plz. You're the best"
2) Big 3 join forces in South Beach: "LeBron is a coward. I hate that guy... Always have always will. He will always be known as Robin to Wade's Batman. This Heat team is like a video game and they're gonna ruin the league they're so cheap and OP."
3) 2011 season starts and Heat start slow at 9-8: "I knew this Heat team was destined to suck. Wade and LeBron are a terrible fit. Bosh is soft."
4) Heat go on a huge streak afterwards: "I told you guys this Heat team is so cheap. They have 3 superstars it's so unfair."
5) Heat lose in the 2011 Finals: "I knew this Heat team was destined to suck. Wade and LeBron are a terrible fit, and LeBron is a career choker who will never win a ring. Bosh is still soft."
6) 2012 NBA Finals: "Thunder in 5. Durant is better than LeBron cuz he's not a choker and is the most clutch player in the league. Plus Wade is rapidly declining and Bosh is softer than Charmin."
7) Heat win 2012 NBA Finals: "Not impressive. Jordan won 6 and didn't have to join forces with two other superstars despite the fact that one is rapidly declining and the other is softer than a wet sponge. This Heat team is cheap and OP and video game-like but at the same time they're one of the worst championship teams in the past decade. Plus LeTravel promised not 5... not 6... not 7.."
8) Lakers join forces in the off-season: "Now THIS is a powerhouse team. They're gonna challenge the 72-10 Bulls record. Steve Nash is such a noble guy for joining his career nemesis cause he only did it for family reasons unlike that deceitful Ray Allen fellow (Jason Terry is so much better for the Celtics anyway). Heat stand no chance."
9) Heat dominate the 2013 regular season (present day): "This Heat team is still not impressive. Only reason they're able to crush everyone is because they have 3 superstars and one of the best 3 point shooters in the league (but Jason Terry is still much better, Wade is no longer a top 5 player, and Bosh was never a franchise player). Plus everyone else is broken down. Easily the weakest era in basketball history. And the East sucks. Who cares if the Heat were able to crush Western Conference teams as well? They only did cause they have 3 superstars in a watered down Eastern Conference. They'd probably struggle to maintain the #3 seed out in the vastly superior West. Carmelo Anthony 4 MVP."
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same durant who averaged 30 on 54% shooting?
The same Durant who damn near got swept by Memphis without a second star to help. OKC might have to fight for the playoffs if Reggie Jackson doesn't perform better than he did against the grizz
i still got Indy coming out of the East. bench is looking pretty good with the addition of Scola and if Vogel can have them play thru Roy, George will have a phenomenal season.