its NBA players struggling too

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Yall gathered all this from a 2 minute clip on twitter?

When did B tier NBA nikkas have such a heel turn on the coli?

Or is this just more “anyone from the burbs and who doesnt speak with a explicit southern, Chicago or New York accent/dialect is a corny white washed lame ”

Funny thing is Cole from NY. He went to school in Queens.

 

[beenz]

How do you get an instagram checkmark? Is it magic?

my brother in law has over 50K followers on IG, and he's been having trouble getting his account verified for a minute.

 

[beenz]

you mean his pops that got jammed up over some $80 Vegas p*ssy? This is completely on brand for the Anthony family

which really goes to show u pops should know better, since he been thru it.

 

[10bandz]

harden ugly ass stay wit hoes so ion believe no nba player is struggling

Harden pays hoes

 

[Shadow King]

How do you get an instagram checkmark? Is it magic?

You likely pay for it or it's offered to you at a certain number of followers

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Here comes the loser ass broke coli nikkas with 30k + posts tryna claim NBA players are square and corny, and flex how much cooler they are than them and how many more women they bag. That keyboard arrogance is different.

 

[3rdWorld]

Social proofing, lifestyle.

Buffie the Burger King cashier happens in 2000, today she's an IG/Onlyfans girl.

Surgeon Sanaa ain't dealing with celebrity/athlete lifestyle/schedule.

Makes sense

But as a newly rich breh in the limelight and a connoisseur of fine women, no way I'd be out chasing Megan and the other one

 

[Shadow King]

Makes sense

But as a newly rich breh in the limelight and a connoisseur of fine women, no way I'd be out chasing Megan and the other one

Megan? And what other one?

 

[Commish]

That's not struggling...

Why would an athlete want a celebrity chick or even a groupie anyways?

All they have to do is hit up any university and they would be good!

Limit your dating pool and best believe your results will be limited!

 

[MikelArteta]

just do what your pops did

 

[3rdWorld]

Megan? And what other one?

Ice spice..

You down?

 

[Shadow King]

Ice spice..

You down?

I wouldn't be chasing Megan cause she was/is known to be with someone (yeah yeah I know it don't be mattering)

Ice Spice let's me make up for the 5-Foot-Mami-Ass-Wobbling-With-Pajamas-And-No-Drawers-At-The-Bodega adventures I missed so of course.

Her unaccomplished clone will have me lined up for her baby daddy Javi.

 

[010101]

it's a woman's place to choose*

 

[mbewane]

They’re talking about DM’ing grown famous women while in high school

KEY WORD: AS HIGH SCHOOLERS.

Not as NBA players.

You know damn well these Coli brehs don't actually watch the videos lmao

 

[Amo Husserl]

I guess we are a monolith.

So how should these DMs read?

Charisma ain't online, playa.