Its nice knowing you're 100% straight and...

[3:30]

...not having to worry about "looking gay" or people thinking im gay or any of that stupid shyt ... Inspired by the smacking ass in sports thread

Gay...

Be insecure about your sexuality enough that u have to make a thread about being secure enough to slap a dude ass
To mask your insecurities cause u like slapping dudes asses


I played sports
And been in various war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan and there was never any point I need to touch a mans ass to celebrate

And gay

 

[Sucka T.]

I played sports
And been in various war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan and there was never any point I need to touch a mans ass to celebrate

Who just touched my tush?