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AITheAnswerAI said:
Oh yeah?

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Tell that story, you know, to offset the gay club stories.
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Ha! This was a story I aint thought about in a minute! This is actually a proud moment in hook up history.

Anyway...Me and @Zapp Brannigan were in Vegas, and we were at some ass crack lounge spot in the Luxor called the "cathouse" or whatever. Turns out this place was lightweight jumpin with bad bytches on a monday night. Anyway, I see this fly ass white chick giving me the eye so I approach and put my bid in. Even tho we flirt and chat for the next couple of hours, sht is going nowhere 'cause she is visiting all the way from the netherlands with her family, and her older brother was shadowing her every move.

She says she's about to dip with her brother and she gives me her peace outs, and Im like "wait". I remember during our convo that she had mentioned that she liked to blaze, so Im like "hey, why dont y'all come back to the telly with me and smoke?". They're like "sure", but after we take about a couple of steps, I tell her brother "hey, my roommate is in there sleep and he might trip if so many people come flying up in the room...let me and ol' girl go first, and when its cool she'll call you to come over." The dumb fukk was like "okay", and I grabbed her hand and bounced so fast we left a cloud of dust where we stood like the cartoons.

Of course I aint have no weed, and the only roommate was @Zapp Brannigan who was in the night spot with me. Once we leave she's like "My brother wanted to leave early by himself, but I kept him around 'cause I wanted to see if you had balls enough figure out how to fukk me with him there....he didnt like you btw" (Hmm...wonder why). We hit the telly and I get up in them guts quick fast. @Zapp Brannigan came back with a thick asian, which pissed me off for a second 'cause I told him not to come back, but he just threw her in the bathroom and smashed. Because of that, me and the chick went back to her room (she was staying alone...she was playing games), and it was some no holds barred sht. Choking...pulled her hair until my hands hurt. She Swallowed. She said she was a model in her home country, and showed me some professional pics in the morn. Blessed night.
 
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No_bammer_weed said:
Ha! This was a story I aint thought about in a minute! This is actually a proud moment in hook up history.

Anyway...Me and @Zapp Brannigan were in Vegas, and we were at some ass crack lounge spot in the Luxor called the "cathouse" or whatever. Turns out this place was lightweight jumpin with bad bytches on a monday night. Anyway, I see this fly ass white chick giving me the eye so I approach and put my bid in. Even tho we flirt and chat for the next couple of hours, sht is going nowhere 'cause she is visiting all the way from the netherlands with her family, and her older brother was shadowing her every move.

She says she's about to dip with her brother and she gives me her peace outs, and Im like "wait". I remember during our convo that she had mentioned that she liked to blaze, so Im like "hey, why dont y'all come back to the telly with me and smoke?". They're like "sure", but after we take about a couple of steps, I tell her brother "hey, my roommate is in there sleep and he might trip if so many people come flying up in the room...let me and ol' girl go first, and when its cool she'll call you to come over." The dumb fukk was like "okay", and I grabbed her hand and bounced so fast we left a cloud of dust where we stood like the cartoons.

Of course I aint have no weed, and the only roommate was @Zapp Brannigan who was in the night spot with me. Once we leave she's like "My brother wanted to leave early by himself, but I kept him around 'cause I wanted to see if you had balls enough figure out how to fukk me with him there....he didnt like you btw" (Hmm...wonder why). We hit the telly and I get up in them guts quick fast. @Zapp Brannigan came back with a thick asian, which pissed me off for a second 'cause I told him not to come back, but he just threw her in the bathroom and smashed. Because of that, me and the chick went back to her room (she was staying alone...she was playing games), and it was some no holds barred sht. Choking...pulled her hair until my hands hurt. She Swallowed. She said she was a model in her home country, and showed me some professional pics in the morn. Blessed night.
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Always gotta be ready for this kind of shyt.
 
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