It's official, I'm single again!!!

[Pimp Slappington]

Enjoying the pimp life

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That's why I'm cavorting with three women right now, and even if I get in a relationship going to continue to.

Learned my lesson to many times

I thought u wifed up a shorty awhile back

Because I serve as an example of what NOT to do

Care to explain?
Tips

Enjoying the pimp life

I never wanted to return to the game

Looks like I gotta dust off my gators

 

[MikelArteta]

A woman can breakup with you today and have 100 msgs in her inbox a hour later

Women always have stand by men

That's why now I always have stand by /spare women

One cancels no biggie on to the next one.

In a relationship gets dumped no biggie

Relationship going flat no biggie got a spare in the trunk0



Doesn't matter how great you are as a man, how good you look it's always hard to get back in the game after a layoff it's like a basketball player tearing his ACL going to take like two years to be back to what your used to

 

[MikelArteta]

Was engaged and she broke it off.

Had to wander in the Sahara desert alone for awhile, was out of the game so long had to relearn the game like a stroke victim learning to use their extremities .

Been eating off match.com ever since

Now I always keep 2-3 in the chamber

I thought u wifed up a shorty awhile back


Care to explain?
Tips


I never wanted to return to the game

Looks like I gotta dust off my gators

 

[MikelArteta]

btw I'm not saying cheat or whatever, but it's like a photographer shooting a wedding you always have a backup camera just in case your main one acts up.

I was dating a chick for a few months end of last year but i still kept my backup, once in a while i'd message to keep that connection going. Throw in some emojis here and there. Once stuff ended with that first chick, it was the hey I'm sorry I've been so busy I should cook for you (my 12 dollar spagetti special) and then next thing you know i'm at her place.

another free 3 day trial at match.com and replenish

if your a 30 plus black male with a job your winning

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Was engaged and she broke it off.

Had to wander in the Sahara desert alone for awhile, was out of the game so long had to relearn the game like a stroke victim learning to use their extremities .

Been eating off match.com ever since

Now I always keep 2-3 in the chamber

Damm that's wild

 

[ndthentherewasx]

You made the choice that was best for you bruh, yeah you might miss her for awhile but eventually you'll move on and find the one that is a wifey type.

For those of us in the same predicament


Let us hope


For now its back to hearing these stupid ass stories on how and why these chikks still single..

oh you fukkd your husbands best friend?


He left you cuz of his mom?


You been single for how long now?


You got how many kids?


How old are you again?

 

[audemarzz]

For those of us in the same predicament


Let us hope


For now its back to hearing these stupid ass stories on how and why these chikks still single..

oh you fukkd your husbands best friend?


He left you cuz of his mom?


You been single for how long now?


You got how many kids?


How old are you again?

I had a chick I legit for a sec thought "I think I might be done with this dating shyt" when it ended I was heart broken like a mothafukka no disrespect to women but honest to god I hate getting to know a significant amount of em because I see just how incompatible I am with a majority of chicks and I think "yeah nikka you probably going to die alone in the grand scheme of things"

 

[ndthentherewasx]

I had a chick I legit for a sec thought "I think I might be done with this dating shyt" when it ended I was heart broken like a mothafukka no disrespect to women but honest to god I hate getting to know a significant amount of em because I see just how incompatible I am with a majority of chicks and I think "yeah nikka you probably going to die alone in the grand scheme of things"

Feeling exactly the same as of right now.. and I haven't even started dating again.

These were all from the last time i was single, from a couple years ago; and I know shyt has only gotten worse.

Aside from bars, clubs i don't know where to meet women.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Was engaged and she broke it off.

Had to wander in the Sahara desert alone for awhile, was out of the game so long had to relearn the game like a stroke victim learning to use their extremities .

Been eating off match.com ever since

Now I always keep 2-3 in the chamber

Does match work
Better than prime Pof?

 

[Kane1]

shyt is a catch 22
Cause most of the time I couldn't stand her ass

But I was comfortable being out the game


Now I'm bout to be back in the game


Back to wearing condoms


She wanted to get married
And in all honesty she wasn't no where close to wifey material

Tag back in fam



Only marry the right one, that settle shyt is for the birds

 

[MikelArteta]

I had a chick I legit for a sec thought "I think I might be done with this dating shyt" when it ended I was heart broken like a mothafukka no disrespect to women but honest to god I hate getting to know a significant amount of em because I see just how incompatible I am with a majority of chicks and I think "yeah nikka you probably going to die alone in the grand scheme of things"

born alone die alone

there will always be a surplus of single woman just gotta wade through most of em.
I already mention before I treat it like a job and since i adopted this mindset if a woman leaves its meh, you can go to work monday and get canned no matter how great of a employee you are or how much money you made. You can go and complain sit and mope tell everyone your story of all the great things you did, or you can go home and start looking for a new job. Now it might take you a while to get that six figure coli job again, but things are tight maybe you gotta settle for that 25k job at walmart for awhile until your able to snag what your used too.


just like with women, you can be the best man ever do this and that but can still get canned, you can sit and mope and complain and tell everyone how great you were to her. Or you can go home and start looking for a new chick. It might take you awhile to get that big titty big booty dime that your used to, so maybe you gotta settle for that little bbw, or paperbag chick for a little while until your able to snag what your used too.

 

[Kane1]

Feeling exactly the same as of right now.. and I haven't even started dating again.

These were all from the last time i was single, from a couple years ago; and I know shyt has only gotten worse.

Aside from bars, clubs i don't know where to meet women.

Worry about stacking paper and the chicks will find you



Worked for me and a few of the homies....dated this one main chick for like 5+ years off and on....we called it off and I went hard on that paper chase


Women came out of the woods choosing

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Worry about stacking paper and the chicks will find you



Worked for me and a few of the homies....dated this one main chick for like 5+ years off and on....we called it off and I went hard on that paper chase


Women came out of the woods choosing

Going to need a plan for that, but it does make the most sense

 

[Action Mike]

It might take you awhile to get that big titty big booty dime that your used to, so maybe you gotta settle for that little bbw, or paperbag chick for a little while until your able to snag what your used too.