
i'm dyin
The thought of the possibility of Obama himself browsing the coli then stumbling on this thread like:
aight lemme see what the coli got for me today
browses threads..
kevin durant joining the warriors
a thread about jay elec possibly dropping an album
another thread roasting trump
but then he comes upon this thread..
Obama:
JOE!! Get in here now bruh!!
Joe: what's up breh
o: these coli mofukkas are WOLVES Joe, wolves I say!
jb: what they do breh breh?
o: now that my daughter malia 18 they pouncing on that ass
jb: yeah she kinda ni-
i mean fukk em! what we gon do Prez??
o: i'm bout to bust one on these pawg loving militant mofukkas
or should i fukk around and have them
droned up an clapped quick (

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jb: let's get em
to the rescue