
every real man you pass by on the streets gon be like
That fashion, IMO, is only acceptable if you're playing football and it's a cold ass day and you wearing those under your pads. I know for a fact Under Armour makes those, but those aren't what you're copping huh?

Or maybe you a gymnast

actually I can't even knock that, those olympic rings are some next level fitness, but you seem like you'd be the type doing that ribbon floor exercise

wit yo unicorn rainbow shirt.
You may think your fashion forward, but I like letting my nuts breathe

There's a reason jeans never go out of style. It's comes from when men did (and still do) blue collar work.

to the real men who let functionality dictate their fashion sense.
edit:
To be fair, I think he was talking about himself when he meant being confrontational. It's true that he's not really being confrontational, conceding certain points about certain shyt. But my point is he stays pulling his own cards