It's Saturday Night. You get a call from Your Boy about a couple of Parties Popping off RN. Which one you Are going to?

[DrexlersFade]

Wouldn't be caught dead at a white party

fukk I look like getting lit around a bunch of beckys? go to a Taylor swift function, brehs

Right is the place for me. Add in the scents of heat treated hair and 2nd hand weed smoke, and I know its going to be a fun night for me...

Right
Easily

OP actually thinks most Coli brehs would actually talk to "pawgs" in real life. Them nikkas would be super glued to the wall as that Morgan Wallen blared through the room.

Easily going to the right.

If I had to choose, right and it’s not even debatable but!

If someone hit me for a party…. I’m not going lol

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Them snow bunnies will yell rape when they sober up the next day. fukk all that!

 

[Bigen King]

 

[summwunn]

. .. . the left one is going to reach a point once they off the liquor and powder and pills where they start freely using the hard-R but at the same time chirping extra loud about "big black cock" and what not . . . . . if you wanna get your hate-fukk on - choose wisely - the ancestors see everything and you will catch extra karma on top of the post-nut clarity. . . . .

 

[Objection]

Im definitely choosing the black party. Being around my own is definitely preferred.

I did hit up some white parties in college and it wasn't terrible. Alcohol, cocaine, pills and easy white women can make for a good time.

 

[Nagarjuna]

If I'm extra horny and tryna get slobbed off in the bathroom, left

If I'm just tryna catch a vibe, maybe chop it up with a fine Lil shyt, see where the night takes us, right

 

[StretfordRed]

Right: I am. PAWG-er, but not those types of white girls.

Plus food, vibe, smell, music, women are better on the right. I don’t go to white peoples events now for more than an hour.

 

[-DMP-]

Sorry I already booked a dinner with jay z

The only answer

 

[Trips]

I’m going to both and eating at both

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Left. I have been at Black parties my whole life. Let's see what Dem bunnies up to

 

[SoSoSlick]

Both. You know the party on the left starts at 5pm and ends at 9pm. The right wont start until midnight even if they say it starts at 9pm.

IFYKYK

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Right regardless. But especially in 2025. In the era puritan far right "traditionalism"

The White girl party is gonna be a bunch of boring, consertive, karens most likely. Take your Black ass there and end up on the news if you want to.

 

[Zero]

Sorry I already booked a dinner with jay z

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Wallflowering on the right. At least a ting can grind up on me pouch while I look spaced out.

 

[Windows 91]

Right all day.

Left going to have awful music, no weed, cac dudes there going to be punching walls and doing other weird shyt. I'm cool on that.