ITS STARTED :shaq:

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i still got them :to:

they making me feel sick. i dont want to throw up all this expensive liqour :to:
Simulate breathing. Take a deep breath and hold it. While doing so, plug your nose and close your mouth. Now begin to move your diaphragm as if you were breathing in and out rapidly.
  • Exhale once the hiccups disappear or you need more air. Repeat if hiccups persist.
 

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the vodka is in the glass :ahh:

just got back from the mall as you yanks call it. so much jailbait :noah:

im the best looking virgin of all time :noah:
Virginity is a disease that often leads to virgin worship and pedophilia. :scusthov:

With that said I want to respond to a post that you made in another thread:

i can party my ass off and go hard but i still cant get laid. :snoop:

closest i been is getting off with some drunk chicks at these parties. and i still couldnt get laid :snoop:
You have a drinking problem, breh. You're probably drinking to cope with a lot of social anxiety. People your age that drink to "loosen up" or to "calm their nerves" often drink to excess. This, as you have experienced, does not yield the desired outcomes.

You're a courageous dude. I know this because it takes guts to be a boxer. You don't need to get piss drunk to step into the ring. You don't need to get piss drunk to pull girls. You just need to practice. Just like you weren't the best boxer when you first laced up your gloves you won't be the best at picking up women when you first star going out. You need to practice. Without the sauce.

One thing I would suggest is slow down on the drinking or take a break completely. Excessive alcohol consumption is one of the most taxing things you can do to your body and your mind. Not only that, but it takes you out of the game early. Heavy drinkers don't last the night. Even if you're physically present at any given moment of the party you're not really there mentally. Basically, by binge drinking you're just setting yourself up to fail.

I had dudes like you in mind when I designed Mollywatr. A lot of people's excessive drinking habits come from the social need to have something in your hands in these settings. The socially acceptable accessory is commonly some sort of alcoholic beverage. We're changing that by making products that keep you in the moment both by design and function.

Next time you're out, try pacing yourself with a Mollywatr after every drink. That way you stay on top of your game without making a drunken ass of yourself that is in no state to get laid. Not only that, but you can actually stay coherent enough to be as smooth as you actually are without having to resort to the crutch of drunkenness.

That's what we mean when we say "Mollywatr keeps the party going."
 

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I can't wait to get fukked up tonight!
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yo moms

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Virginity is a disease that often leads to virgin worship and pedophilia. :scusthov:

With that said I want to respond to a post that you made in another thread:


You have a drinking problem, breh. You're probably drinking to cope with a lot of social anxiety. People your age that drink to "loosen up" or to "calm their nerves" often drink to excess. This, as you have experienced, does not yield the desired outcomes.

You're a courageous dude. I know this because it takes guts to be a boxer. You don't need to get piss drunk to step into the ring. You don't need to get piss drunk to pull girls. You just need to practice. Just like you weren't the best boxer when you first laced up your gloves you won't be the best at picking up women when you first star going out. You need to practice. Without the sauce.

One thing I would suggest is slow down on the drinking or take a break completely. Excessive alcohol consumption is one of the most taxing things you can do to your body and your mind. Not only that, but it takes you out of the game early. Heavy drinkers don't last the night. Even if you're physically present at any given moment of the party you're not really there mentally. Basically, by binge drinking you're just setting yourself up to fail.

I had dudes like you in mind when I designed Mollywatr. A lot of people's excessive drinking habits come from the social need to have something in your hands in these settings. The socially acceptable accessory is commonly some sort of alcoholic beverage. We're changing that by making products that keep you in the moment both by design and function.

Next time you're out, try pacing yourself with a Mollywatr after every drink. That way you stay on top of your game without making a drunken ass of yourself that is in no state to get laid. Not only that, but you can actually stay coherent enough to be as smooth as you actually are without having to resort to the crutch of drunkenness.

That's what we mean when we say "Mollywatr keeps the party going."

i find it easier to fight people in a ring than approach girls :sadcam:

but ive already started drinking. im pretty faded right now. my motherfukking liver is hurting :ohlawd:
 

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:whoa: Slow your roll dawg.....don't get pass out before you get the pu$$y. I'm rooting for you to get laid tonight
 

yo moms

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:whoa: Slow your roll dawg.....don't get pass out before you get the pu$$y. I'm rooting for you to get laid tonight

im not gonna lie. im fukked right now. :whoa:

motherfukking party aint even started right now and im faded beyond belief. :noah:

at least i can still type :wow:
 
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