ITS STARTED :shaq:

[Methodical]

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Man you better sober up before the party starts or the women will see you drunk when they are sober...thats a one way ticket to instant friend zone :kimstare: Wait til they are tipsy too so you can get tipsy and the fun really starts :dibiasehaha:

This!

 

[yo moms]

friendzone

im such an a$$hole i wont ever be put in the friendzone.

i grope a bytch when im drunk not befriend her

 

[Methodical]

friendzone

im such an @sshole i wont ever be put in the friendzone.

i grope a bytch when im drunk not befriend her

Slow your roll....I really want you to win, get laid....please don't fail me.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

eating p*ssy? i can barely even stand right now

ayo just finger her... don't eat the p*ssy... make sure u rub that clit breh or else it will have little to no effect.. be gentle hopefully you dont got some long ass finger nails that'll pinch her shyt. Dont be so drunk you can't pleasure her puss..forget all about eating p*ssy right now.

 

[kp404]

friendzone

im such an @sshole i wont ever be put in the friendzone.

i grope a bytch when im drunk not befriend her

ok breh you better take this advice or you gonna be coming home the twins, Jim and Jesse Palmer :lukeareusure:

 

[kp404]

Slow your roll....I really want you to win, get laid....please don't fail me.

Me too...you will return to the coli a changed person

 

[Lord Piffington]

I'm about to start in an hour still at work

On deck

Your my breh and all but fukk u for this one... I aint got no weed and I´m to fukked up to get any

 

[yo moms]

Slow your roll....I really want you to win, get laid....please don't fail me.

ok breh you better take this advice or you gonna be coming home the twins, Jim and Jesse Palmer :lukeareusure:

times running out. im nearly about to leave

who knows what will happen once i leave thios house

i porbably get in a fight before i get to the party and spend new years in the dunbk tank at thi pigs cell

tell me what to do tho.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

times running out. im nearly about to leave

who knows what will happen once i leave thios house

i porbably get in a fight before i get to the party and spend new years in the dunbk tank at thi pigs cell

tell me what to do tho.

you need to eat more food and slow down on the drinking... you can't get laid if you can't see straight or speak.

 

[kp404]

times running out. im nearly about to leave

who knows what will happen once i leave thios house

i porbably get in a fight before i get to the party and spend new years in the dunbk tank at thi pigs cell

tell me what to do tho.

First thing is to somber up. Then relax. Watch the temper. Actually loosen up and have fun and the p*ssy will fall into your lap...it couldn't be any simpler actually especially with the ration you quoted

 

[yo moms]

First thing is to somber up. Then relax. Watch the temper. Actually loosen up and have fun and the p*ssy will fall into your lap...it couldn't be any simpler actually especially with the ration you quoted

sober up? its too late for that

 

[AgentGrey]

I have a variety of party favors on deck but my barber cant see me til 5-6pm
I feel like my day cant truly be started until those clippers finish gracing my scalp.

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

I kno u nikkas arnt saying he should eat the p*ssy first right?

 

[Methodical]

times running out. im nearly about to leave

who knows what will happen once i leave thios house

i porbably get in a fight before i get to the party and spend new years in the dunbk tank at thi pigs cell

tell me what to do tho.

You better eat a lot of food so you won't throw up at the party or hangover. Don't act like a fool but you're 18 so I wouldn't be surprised.

Don't drink too fast, don't drink more and more and more it's a wrap....Just chilling on the drinking but I can't believe you just drink the whole bottle of yours? You should have saved for the party so some chick might wants some your drink.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

I kno u nikkas arnt saying he should eat the p*ssy first right?

im saying he shouldn't eat the p*ssy... he doesn't know that whore.