nikka gon be telling North Korea to suck his dikk, and telling Putin his 44 will make sure all his kids don't grow. I can't even imagine the number of terrorist attacks we gonna have on our soil and foreign soil over the shyt he gonna pop about muslims.
His nomination process for the cabinet will be a new season of the apprentice.
He's going to turn syria into the new dubai with a trump tower on every corner.
He's going to antagonize all our allies:
"The french are pussies. Everybody knows it. They didn't support our war terror and now Paris is getting bombed Weekly. Now they come running to us for hell"
"Angela Murkel's got a fishy odor coming from her vagina. Which is weird cause Germans are known for their heavy showers. Anyways, I didnt ask her about it. You know we got her house tapped. So, i heard she's using a gell her doctor gave her. Well i think she should fire him because she smells like stale tuna and bengaye."
"What has isreal done for us lately? This relationship is looking very one sided and let us not forget that they killed jesus the son of god."