It's time to watch A Christmas Story

[Typical Knicks Fan]

 

[One4Deuce]

I'm going to have to put on It's a Wonderful Life

 

[obarth]

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, nikkas

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

Top 5 dead or alive.

 

[SAJ!!]

Classic movie all around.

 

[kp404]

Watching now for Ralphie's Dad to turn snitch on him

 

[Seven1986]

Watching now for Ralphie's Dad to turn snitch on him

What part of the movie was that?

 

[kp404]

What part of the movie was that?

When Ralphie said fukk, his father almost broke his fukking neck to tell his wife...I did a whole thread here on how his dad was a p*ssy throughout the whole movie

 

[ExodusNirvana]

You'll shoot your eye out

 

[obarth]

When Ralphie said fukk, his father almost broke his fukking neck to tell his wife...I did a whole thread here on how his dad was a p*ssy throughout the whole movie

They almost gave Ralphie da gawd soap poisoning

 

[kp404]

They almost gave Ralphie da gawd soap poisoning

shyt's disgusting Pops sitting in his chair giggling that he snitched on his son...

 

[obarth]

shyt's disgusting Pops sitting in his chair giggling that he snitched on his son...

That's why the Bumpus hounds ate that fukk nikkas turkey

 

[kp404]

That's why the Bumpus hounds ate that fukk nikkas turkey

He was even scared to eat the turkey...he tried a piece and almost broke his fukking hand in shock when he heard his wife...I'm like, man, its the 1950s, you the man of the house, and you scared to eat a piece of the fukking turkey??? My pops would grab the fukking pan the turkey is on, take that shyt outside on the porch, sit down and start picking pieces off of it left and right...when he finished, if he got full, then it was put back on the stove and then served to us for Christmas dinner...Ralphie's dad had a fukking wide ass, thot style slit between his legs

 

[obarth]

He was even scared to eat the turkey...he tried a piece and almost broke his fukking hand in shock when he heard his wife...I'm like, man, its the 1950s, you the man of the house, and you scared to eat a piece of the fukking turkey??? My pops would grab the fukking pan the turkey is on, take that shyt outside on the porch, sit down and start picking pieces off of it left and right...when he finished, if he got full, then it was put back on the stove and then served to us for Christmas dinner...Ralphie's dad had a fukking wide ass, thot style slit between his legs

You're gonna take your family to Chop Suey Palace for Christmas dinner on top of that? nikkas can eat chicken wings with pork fried rice any day of the week my dude

Those chiggas don't even know the words to Jingle Bells

 

[kp404]

You're gonna take your family to Chop Suey Palace for Christmas dinner on top of that? nikkas can eat chicken wings with pork fried rice any day of the week my dude

Those chiggas don't even know the words to Jingle Bells

I wouldve walked out the minute they started signing and didn't know the words...that pops is the type to take his family to weak ass golden corral on Christmas