He thought he was being a good father copping Ralphie that Red Ryder BB gunI wouldve walked out the minute they started signing and didn't know the words...that pops is the type to take his family to weak ass golden corral on Christmas
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He thought he was being a good father copping Ralphie that Red Ryder BB gunAll the thorough dads in the neighborhood copped their sons the Red Ryder AK-47 with extended clip. Ralphie's offbrand ass got clowned all winter cause of that
@obarth man, Ralphie's passive aggressive nature came from his dad..remember how he couldn;t talk to his teacher and stood there with his thumb up his ass? Or how he ran when the bullies came at the beginning? Then he cried like 10 times throughout the movie...I felt like I was watching Brian's fukking Song it was so much crying in the movie...
My favorite part of the WHOLE movie! He beat that boy ass!!!
My favorite part of the WHOLE movie! He beat that boy ass!!!
That was his frustration from his dad being bytched all the time...he got tired of it and his balls finally dropped out his mashed potato eating stomach
Breh, Ralphie showed the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when he bounced on his boy when his tongue got stuck to the light pole. This is how you ride for your squad?
Breh, Ralphie showed the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when he bounced on his boy when his tongue got stuck to the light pole. This is how you ride for your squad?Left his homie for dead cause he didn't wanna be late for class. This the type of nikka that wants to be carrying rifles in these streets?
Man fukk that, on some basic shyt, his little brother had to take a shyt and Ralphie was in the bathroom listening to the radio for some fukking code! He didn;t have to be in the bathroom then, but he let his little brother feel the unholy wrath of bubbling hot ddo doo butter peeking out...little shytty booty ass boy shouldve gave Ralphie the beats but he is a bytch too
but he is a bytch too
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Not to mention my dude Randy always kept the fresh outfit on deck, straight stuntin on nikkas.
Swag through the roof just praying for a fukk nikka to step to him
Randy was a trill lil nikka for his age. Straight told his mother he wasn't rocking with her struggle meatloaf. His pops has been eating that beatloaf in silence for years knowing damn well his wife can't throw down in the kitchen like that
True, but that little Indian in the cupboard ass nikka lived in the fukking cabinet under the sink, breh; I admit, he was checking his moth though throughout the movie like how the mama knocked on that sink cabinet for him to answer like she was his maid and he looked out like
and she handed him the milk and he was like 
but other than that, he was living under the fukking sink with dirty ass pipes and mildew by his forehead Lil kid was soft as fukk when walking outside too; he had on like 10 layers of clothes and couldn't get up off the ground; if he had caught hypothermia, shyt wouldve been real
Nah, my man Randy has a Brazilian Jui Jitsu black belt, word to Mowgli
Look at his face breh. Just waiting for a nikka to try to pass his guard. Those bullies got lucky Ralphie came at them with that weak ground and pound cause Randy just breaks bones and tears ligaments
Nah, my man Randy has a Brazilian Jui Jitsu black belt, word to Mowgli
Look at his face breh. Just waiting for a nikka to try to pass his guard. Those bullies got lucky Ralphie came at them with that weak ground and pound cause Randy just breaks bones and tears ligaments
Ok breh you win
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My favorite part of the WHOLE movie! He beat that boy ass!!!
Ralphie punch like a bytch tho
Ok breh you win
I thought you were gonna bring up dude being shook of Santa and not being able to handle the G forces from that slide at the mall. I wouldn't have a comeback for that
Damn, your smiley game is on epic status man
I can't lie, Ralphie took the biggest L of the movie when Santa laid that size 16 orthopedic boot on his face and pushed his ass to the cotton...that shyt was some straight Dolemite, Too $hort in 1987 type shyt...there was no recovering from that shyt breh
