I've always wondered if i could take a hit from a charging rhinoceros and live

[Rollie Forbes]

I was watching some video on youtube about angry rhinos ramming into things and some of the footage was of them running full-speed into cars. I expected them to like flip the cars over with ease and send em flying and shyt, but to my surprise, the cars barely even moved! I mean, they moved, but only like twelve inches. This got me thinking and i remember years ago, when one of my exes got angry and hit me with a Dodge Ram. I looked up the truck's weight and they are about 5,000 lbs. I survived that obviously and didn't even have to go to the emergency room or anything, just slept it off. That truck was also going between 35-40 mph, and rhinos cannot even run that fast. So, i think i have a pretty good chance of taking a flush hit from one, assuming i don't get horned. Just have always wondered this and will always feel like a part of my life is missing if i never find out. When I get rich, I am going to make this dream a reality. I will include a poll. Discuss.

@Rhakim
@Another Man
@surf

With your vast knowledge and mastery of Coli BJJ, you could probably use the charging rhino's momentum against it.
If you time it right, you could catch the rhino by the horn and throat, and execute a judo toss over your shoulder. After that, a simple ground & pound into a rear naked choke should subdue the beast.
Easiest 37 seconds of your life!
:ShannonMilds:

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Strap 2 phonebooks to your chest and you should be straight

 

[shopthatwrecks]

I was watching some video on youtube about angry rhinos ramming into things and some of the footage was of them running full-speed into cars. I expected them to like flip the cars over with ease and send em flying and shyt, but to my surprise, the cars barely even moved! I mean, they moved, but only like twelve inches. This got me thinking and i remember years ago, when one of my exes got angry and hit me with a Dodge Ram. I looked up the truck's weight and they are about 5,000 lbs. I survived that obviously and didn't even have to go to the emergency room or anything, just slept it off. That truck was also going between 35-40 mph, and rhinos cannot even run that fast. So, i think i have a pretty good chance of taking a flush hit from one, assuming i don't get horned. Just have always wondered this and will always feel like a part of my life is missing if i never find out. When I get rich, I am going to make this dream a reality. I will include a poll. Discuss.

@Rhakim
@Another Man
@surf

nikka that motherfukker would knock ya shadow alignment off track...ya eyes gone be in your ass nikka...

toes nails gone in ya teeth...n teeth will be ya toenails...

 

[Geek Nasty]

I shyt on RINOs
Like right wing radio

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Strap 2 phonebooks to your chest and you should be straight

nikka social security number gone be james tow truck company and shyt