Ive been a functional alcoholic for 15 yrs

[Black Mamba]

OP
You’ll be fine
Just join a gym
Trust me
It’s very therapeutic

I work out 6 days a week lift 3 days run or do cardio the others
I’m in A1 shape

 

[daiquiridream]

Old school did it

pissed drunk? shyt not really like back in my uni days
Last time was probably in August and shyt was hell the next day. I still forced myself to do my cardio though

OK not pissed drunk. But how many days per week are you putting alcohol in your system.

I think the technical definition of an alcoholic is how many drinks we have per week

 

[Black Mamba]

OK not pissed drunk. But how many days per week are you putting alcohol in your system.

I think the technical definition of an alcoholic is how many drinks we have per week

2-3 times 5 yrs ago it could easily be every day of a week cept weekends but I’m a social drinker.

Also I still got drinks from 2013 unopened(like Conjure from Ludacris)

 

[maxamusa]

OP how many times u peed in places u wasn't supposed 2

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I work out 6 days a week lift 3 days run or do cardio the others
I’m in A1 shape

Read all the comments of this video
It’s all about choices & yours are easier than the comments in that video

 

[Black Mamba]

Read all the comments of this video

Don’t have IG no more can’t read comments lols

 

[Fill Collins]

Billie Holiday over here

 

[Maximus Rex]

6/10 breh

Try again

 

[maxamusa]

I work out 6 days a week lift 3 days run or do cardio the others
I’m in A1 shape

I do intermittent fasting....I'm in my 30s now I carefully count my calories/protien intake so I can balance my partying

 

[badhat]

I feel like a big part of being a functional alcoholic is effectively hiding it from everyone, and if you're making a thread about it on a forum, you're probably letting it slip in more subtle ways in real life.

 

[Jatigi]

Casually brag about killing yourself brehs. Your liver and pancreas hate your stupid ass.

 

[Black Mamba]

Casually brag about killing yourself brehs. Your liver and pancreas hate your stupid ass.

I’m still in way better shape than you though
Heart rate of an athlete
My liver and pancreas probably good with me

 

[FlareBaller5]

33 yrs
Im still in shape like a good
Heart rate A1
RHR 49-50 easy
Been drinking since 18
Blacked out bare times
Functional as in I don’t let it hamper my career or life maybe im not an alcoholic but like when
i take a drink especially a sweet one I DRANK IT FAST AND
I FEEL ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEE
Worst was waking up under a truck in college
Yeah I slowed down though now I don’t drink every day so idk if im still alcoholic but I like saying that

But aye Its time to… not put the drank down
Here’s to plenty more years is not me. Im god bruv

Goal is to hit up a sorority/frat party with my son in college and we get bare wasted then I’ll retire

Waking up under a truck is WILD breh

 

[TL15]

Nyggas callin themselves alcoholics because they drink a few limearitas a few times a week

 

[Black Mamba]

Waking up under a truck is WILD breh

Yeah shyt was crazy let my friends after I had shotgunned two four beers and well yeah woke up under it like around 5 am.
Just went to my class after getting breakfast at the uni bar