I've been to two strip clubs in the last few days just to hang with friends...and I don't get it.

[Dank Hill]

The only time i ever go is to test my game and see if i could pull one without spending much

 

[duckbutta]

It's always funny to be in a strip club with a dude...who doesn't know how to be in a strip club...

Dude getting surrounded by all the bust down strippers that you trying to shoo away so you can get a dance from the amazonian chick who's butt cheek is larger than your head

Dudes getting hustled for dances...shyt is always ...new cats our here saying they want a dance to a song they know is ending in 15 seconds...then looking like when she say "it's another 20 babe if you want me to dance for another song"

Dudes out here not knowing how to get a proper lap dance...dude in the seat trying to hunch the girl...come on breh that's creepy, even in a strip club...dudes out here sitting with they legs all far apart getting a lap dance...chick basically sitting on the edge of his kneecap ...legs all locked together and she can't even sit in your lap...dudes LOOKING AT YOU LIKE WHILE HE GETTING A LAPDANCE...breh that homo don't be gazing into my eyes while some wayward woman bounces up and down on the front of your pants...

Dudes out here asking questions..."can I touch you...you going to take that bra off...will you bend over a little lower" nikka I done grabbed plenty a titty in a strip club...I done sucked plenty a titty in a strip club...and I aint never even thought about asking to do either one of them...

Hit the net and watch some vids on how to conduct yourself in a strip club brehs, there is no reason to embarrass yourselves like this

And even if you don't want to be there...don't be a lame...get a dance or 2...throw a few ones...if they keep coming around tell them "that's it, that's all i got" and they will leave you alone...

 

[Ain't That Something]

White strip clubs

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Why not just fukk a thick/big booty escort instead of wasting paper on stink dancers??

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

nikka you have over 20k in post, where do you even have the time to go take a shower, let alone leave outside your home

How is "new member" under his name with that many posts?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

 

[wire28]

Not everyone is into paying money for a girl to tease them .

thats why you just hang in the back and dont tip

 

[Remote]

Turns out that P*ssycat Lounge place I mentioned got shut down

p*ssycat Lounge & Shogun Room - CLOSED - Financial District - New York, NY | Yelp

 

[The_Sheff]

When i was going to the shake joints i would go to the all black 5 dollar/per dance ones where i knew the girls were desperate, the drinks were cheap and the morals were low. Just a good place to talk shyt, play pool, drink a beer and look at ass. Nobody should be going to "get off" but im sure some do

Yeah, them my spots. fukk them high dollar joints rappers shout out. Take me to the hood spot where hoes trying to sell p*ssy with every dance.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Not everyone is into paying money for a girl to tease them .

this. i just cant bring myself to do it. went once when i turned 18. im too much of a thinker to be up in there

 

[Stealth]

thats because your not a heterosexual

 

[XII]

It's always funny to be in a strip club with a dude...who doesn't know how to be in a strip club...

Dude getting surrounded by all the bust down strippers that you trying to shoo away so you can get a dance from the amazonian chick who's butt cheek is larger than your head

Dudes getting hustled for dances...shyt is always ...new cats our here saying they want a dance to a song they know is ending in 15 seconds...then looking like when she say "it's another 20 babe if you want me to dance for another song"

Dudes out here not knowing how to get a proper lap dance...dude in the seat trying to hunch the girl...come on breh that's creepy, even in a strip club...dudes out here sitting with they legs all far apart getting a lap dance...chick basically sitting on the edge of his kneecap ...legs all locked together and she can't even sit in your lap...dudes LOOKING AT YOU LIKE WHILE HE GETTING A LAPDANCE...breh that homo don't be gazing into my eyes while some wayward woman bounces up and down on the front of your pants...

Dudes out here asking questions..."can I touch you...you going to take that bra off...will you bend over a little lower" nikka I done grabbed plenty a titty in a strip club...I done sucked plenty a titty in a strip club...and I aint never even thought about asking to do either one of them...

Hit the net and watch some vids on how to conduct yourself in a strip club brehs, there is no reason to embarrass yourselves like this

And even if you don't want to be there...don't be a lame...get a dance or 2...throw a few ones...if they keep coming around tell them "that's it, that's all i got" and they will leave you alone...

 

[ORDER_66]

I never saw the appeal of strip club either, if i aint fukking them i aint trickin' off on you giving me a lapdance... why waste my money..

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

$3 beers/$5 drinks happy hour from open 12pm to 8pm sold me. In the hood spots at least. My lady gave me grief cuz i blew >$60 and for perfect reasoning though. I saw a new one and she bad to me but too much ink . On her face, breh!