I've been to two strip clubs in the last few days just to hang with friends...and I don't get it.

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I see you're the kind of guy to give a stripper a folded hundred dollar bill with a note inside that says "you don't have to do this"

I didn't tip though.

I was just tagging along...

 

[Still Benefited]

Since you clarified it was because it was a white strip club ima give you a pass for "not being excited" and even move you up on the coli militance scale

Hope we don't find out the reasons are something more sinister

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

nikka you have over 20k in post, where do you even have the time to go take a shower, let alone leave outside your home

 

[BruhMayne]

No problem with the strip clubs the times I went I won every time

Depends on the type you go to

 

[daboywonder2002]

sweat pants + gigantic ass= one hell of a lapdance. listen man, it's not sex. everyman knows that. of course you get some that lames that try to spit game. but you need to go to a hood strip club. dont mess with those upscale uptight security watching your every move type of spot.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I've been to a few before too and I agree, they're really not all that.

 

[Marco Zen]

I don't get it either

Overpriced drinks, slim to zero shot at pulling somethin to poke on in there

Last few times I went I was I could've stayed at home and watch better shyt than this on my tablet

 

[concise]

This won't help those gay rumors, Napoleon

I was wondering how many posts it was gonna take before someone went there.

 

[King Poetic]

u saying u seeing a lot of sad chicks on stage

and they saying i see a lot of sad and desperate motherfukkers in the crowd

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I wanna go to magic city with @charmander

 

[Kenny West]

never got the idea of going to a club on Friday night to pay for blue balls

 

[newworldafro]

Not everyone is into paying money for a girl to tease them .

I've been in Houston for nearly 2 years... and I've only been to one, because it was for someone's birthday party. Although I enjoyed it, I'm not that hyped to go just to see sexy booty gyrating on stage, that I'm never going to get to explore. I'd rather just go to a lounge and yap it up and spend money there and increase my chances of taking something home or getting a number for later use.......Maybe I'll check out a skrip jawnt on my own this weekend...but I just don't get much out of it .. . If people wanted to go I'd tag along or if I had people come to visit, then I would be more inclined to go, but otherwise....

 

[StickStickly]

The moment of clarity when you're sitting there and suddenly an 80s rock ballad comes on

 

[Diondon]

I'm not into tricking, sorry.
Of course I've been to several before
But on a once in blue moon thing, and my wallet stays put.

 

[hypo666]

Been to a few, work nights out, stag do's never understand guys who blow a shedload on a stripper, much more cost effective just to rent an escort out if you are really desperate , for a similar amount of money, and for the price you would get a nice quiet apartment and guaranteed sex ,and not a seedy noisy strip club,where you are being fleeced.