"I've been watching my ex-bf post on the Coli"

[ZILFIN]

There's a Coli reddit page?

I clicked on it and thought the same thing. WTF?

 

[Methodical]

Somebody gotta save our coli breh.......who could it be?

Is this @skeetsinternal 's crazy ex?

 

[Miles Davis]

Found out recently someone irl was watching my moves here, If you still watching

 

[Methodical]

I hide this shyt but if my girl finds out that I'm pissed about her gaining weight, she might flip.

at that post and your username and avi.....just so perfect!......

 

[Dre Space Age]

When my BM got into my phone due to me leaving it in the bathroom and it not locking until after 15 or 30 seconds, she didn't give a shyt about coli or fb, the first fukking thing she did was go through my text messages and search to find out if I was fukking some chick she hated. Worst fight ever.

And one time I let a chick use my iPad and forgot to delete iMessages. Never got nookie from her again.

bytches be nosey. They smart. It's too hard being sneaky if you don't give a fukk. I'm an Aries, I flirt all the time but don't mean I'mma fukk the bytch. I already have a reason in my head why I would never have sexual relations with a chick but that doesn't mean I don't mind flirting.

 

[STAN JONES]

A dude probably wrote that

probably?

 

[Boolean]

RIP Detective Splatter

 

[Reece]

this bytch crazy

i busted out laughing

 

[Reece]

There's a poster on here who has my ex's first and middle name as their username

I decided it was just coincidence but, now I wonder

 

[Zandía]

Yes we is smart, we is kind, we is nosey

Does seem like an ad.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

My wife know i post here but doesnt give a single fukk.

She knows im a thirsty ass nikka that has a wild eye for attractive women. She sont want her feelings hurt by guy talk.

She knows i dont mean it.

My girl be laying or sitting right next to me when I'm on the coli. I have nothing to hide.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

A dude I used to be cool with had this baby mother, every time he changes his password, she figured it out. Never seen shyt like that in my life. Made me wonder if he was half-a-retard or she was a savant. bytch used to brag that she’ll figure it out today and does it within less than a week. He had to get a burner phone like he’s in Homeland.

Breh if a chick wants to find out your shyt, they could. All of them are Mr. Robot in my eyes. Me I don’t have shyt to hide. I would give them my phone on purpose.

No one could "figure out" my password. Its the most random thing ever .

 

[PimpHandStrong]

Believe a male pretending to be someone gf is real on Reddit brahs

I don't know bruh thats a whole lotta shyt to come up with. I know nikkas got time on their hands but damn

 

[Tombstone]

My ex saw my coli account and showed my other exes and my posts about cheating and shyt. She even saw a post about me cheatin on her.

Cock blocked the fukk outta me


She probably still loookin too

 

[Xyrax]

shyt ..that story so vague that it could probably be MY ex



Edit- she said the dude has his own money so it ain't me

Broke nikkas win once again