Ive gone to my LAST party in the projects

[newworldafro]

this one of the funniest things ive seen posted in a while, shyt played out like a shappele skit

*Charlie Murphy smacked Dave Chapelle (playing an 80s icon) through the car window for playing "Been Around the World"*

 

[Zero]

Who said anything about fighting back

U don't tote nikka

Rafters worthy

Punched in the face for no reason. I would've died that night. fukk that shyt, ain't no body hittin me in the face and gettin away with it.

Oh yall nikkas killers now...oh word?

 

[Calmye]

 

[Devilinurear]

First headache was the GPS taking me dead into the middle of the PJ's, when the party was at the community center. But I was directed right into nikkas homes. So I'm driving in circles feeling nervous because I'm going around the same group of nikkas several times, and I know that ain't look right.... Finally got somebody on the phone to lead me to the right block

Party was cool, but upon leaving I had nikkas sitting on my car. I politely asked them to let me get to my ride and they did. I started up the car and started blasting some Janet for the ride home. Then somebody came and punched me in my face through the window. He looked me dead in the eye as he walked away like he dared me to leave my care. I rolled my window up and got outta there

Damn which Janet song was it?

 

[SCJoe]

Damn which Janet song was it?

Pobably Any Time, Any Place, hence the right cross.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Naw, it was over even before the Janet came on. It was over when they decided to sit on his car

Edit: U lucky u wasn't bumpin no hard shyt. You prolly would a caught hands from the whole gang if u was playin "Bia Bia"

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Pobably Any Time, Any Place, hence the right cross.

I'm going with
'What have you done for me lately?'
Had regular dudes
I know those hood cats was

 

[Another Man]

Pobably Any Time, Any Place, hence the right cross.

Play Janet and test the,block brehs

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Oh yall nikkas killers now...oh word?

I carry


When I have to defend myself I do and have


Any other question

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Thats why I always blast some gospel on my way out the hood...


Not on purpose though, station just always be on that and my phone takes a minute to connect. Nobody punches me in the face though

 

[Child_Of_God]

This shyt sound hella made up.

 

[Drip Bayless]

Everybody clowning but it sounds like you was dolo
Ima be real I prolly woulda ate that shyt too, maybe called up squad and doubled back depending on my mood and what hood it is, but then again I would never pull up to a function dolo, especially not in the P’s
At least 4 deep or I’m not going

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[Smokin Rider]

I just responded in the joke thread, didnt know but you failed breh. I'm fighting and probably get my ass whooped, I gotta hot temper

 

[EndDomination]

Let nikkas punch you in the face and do nothing brehs

Options were pretty much get hospitalised, leave, or get killed

U don't tote nikka

Get killed by nikkas w/ bad aim, while trying to be Jason Bourne brehs