I've never understood penis size jokes

[Jermio]

If I'm soft, shyt can look like a one-inch walnut. Hard, it's a different story. So what's the point about dikk-shaming? Is anyone else going to admit that most women don't understand dikk size fluidity? That statue of David by Michelangelo is accurate. My shyt looks like that one minute, then like Mandingo/Dredd a minute later.

 

[Jhoon]

What’s really on your mind lil man?

 

[LordDeathwatch]

:UsainPause:

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

@Tony D'Amato
@A.R.

 

[Mastamimd]

:UsainPause:

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

If I'm soft, shyt can look like a one-inch walnut. Hard, it's a different story. So what's the point about dikk-shaming? Is anyone else going to admit that most women don't understand dikk size fluidity? That statue of David by Michelangelo is accurate. My shyt looks like that one minute, then like Mandingo/Dredd a minute later.

its midnight

and this is what you're thinking about?

reevaluate your decisions breh

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Outwardly, confidently admitting you don't have a big dikk will get you in with women.



Or maybe it's just me.

 

[JackRoss]

Statue of David wow

 

[big bun]

If I'm soft, shyt can look like a one-inch walnut. Hard, it's a different story. So what's the point about dikk-shaming? Is anyone else going to admit that most women don't understand dikk size fluidity? That statue of David by Michelangelo is accurate. My shyt looks like that one minute, then like Mandingo/Dredd a minute later.

Go to bed, breh.

 

[Divinity]

1 AM on a weekend night and the only thing on your mind is dikk sizes huh?

 

[⠀X ⠀]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Strapped]

@Tony D'Amato
@A.R.

 

[3rdWorld]

You ok breh

 

[JQ Legend]

:UsainPause:

Ay fukking YO