I’ve shot a glock dookie before, AMA

[IllNameMyselfLater]

Spoiler

If I'm that prison guard I'm making sure that motherfukka never leaves

 

[YouMadd?]

You “made a Glock dookie”. How you make handgun pass a bowel movement? That doesn’t even make any sense. Is this gen z slang? Like shooting the bullets out is the gun “dookying”… I’m honestly on some Rick and Morty imagery at this point and I’m visualizing a life size Glock handgun with legs and arms taking a shyt.

 

[Roger king]

The time you took to write that lie and make up that fantasy, you could have used to get a side hustle

 

[Womb Raider]

The time you took to write that lie and make up that fantasy, you could have used to get a side hustle

This nikka

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

This nikka

It wasn’t funny

 

[Luke Cage]

thought this was slang for shooting a gun, but it was somehow worse

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

thought this was slang for shooting a gun, but it was somehow worse

What if I shot you in the face with it

 

[Luke Cage]

What if I shot you in the face with it

I already feel violated by you replying to me. Negged

 

[Human Torch]

Can’t lie. This is a top 10 thread title OAT.

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

I already feel violated by you replying to me. Negged

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[Jonah]

Background.
Back in HS my gf’s brother told on me to the principal about some sh!t and I ended up getting suspended like 2 days and even almost got arrested. I saw him the next day and ran up on him but he took off running. My gf called me being nosy and asking questions and sh!t. One of my homies saw where he ran to and told me. I stopped by homie crib and he gave me a mean glock dookie to use on the dude. That night I snuck up on the nikka and emptied the whole load upside his head and side of his face. Sh!t was wild in HS.