I've smashed every chick that has said this to me....

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

Don't do it

 

[DarrynCobretti]

Yeah any variation of the following has directly lead to me getting play and made me realized when females say or do these they typically want the D:

• "we gon fight"
• "I hate you" "I can't stand you lol..."
• hitting you up and jokingly asking why you're up so late at night
• picking a picture, video or snap that you obviously look attractive in and going out her way to comment that you look just "aightt" and atempt to lowkey roast your head size
• consistently joking about how many females they think you talk too or hang around with
• eye contact and wide smiles while showing faux-concern about any trivial matter you talk about
• joking about sports or consistently using it as conversation starter and having it segued into other things to converse about
• refer to your complexion and cracking light jokes about it even though you obviously fit her preference or she doesn't have one at all

 

[Diunx]

"No"

 

[damn_ese]

do these count as invitations to smash?:

"you always leave at 5? , ima bout to get something to eat" (chick that worked in the same building while taking the elevator down)

"hey. . welcome" (dominican chick coming up behind me, placing hands on my shoulders and whispering in my ear on my first day at a new job)

one thing I regret is all the goddamn missed opportunities, ima go ahead and hire a hitman to assassinate my ass

 

[JAY?]

do these count as invitations to smash?:

"you always leave at 5? , ima bout to get something to eat" (chick that worked in the same building while taking the elevator down)

"hey. . welcome" (dominican chick coming up behind me, placing hands on my shoulders and whispering in my ear on my first day at a new job)

one thing I regret is all the goddamn missed opportunities, ima go ahead and hire a hitman to assassinate my ass

You gotta fukk these bytches
Who knows how long you gonna last at that job anyway
A real nikka is judged by how many bodies he got, not his job status

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I think I'm the GOAT when it comes to missed opportunities my problem has always been sealing the deal

 

[How Sway?]

Trying to go out of their way to ignore you

 

[How Sway?]

"You're a dikk"

Translation: she wants the dikk

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

My nikka and i was just talking about that shyt

 

[Voice of Reason]

You gotta fukk these bytches
Who knows how long you gonna last at that job anyway
A real nikka is judged by how many bodies he got, not his job status

Breh you should make a ten commandments of a real nikka thread.

 

[marcuz]

all facts :arrogant2:

 

[Supreme365]

"You want a slice of cheese"

That's when you know it's real every time a joint said that to me I knew she was down if she ever ask about that cheese trust me bros she want the D

 

[MarcMan]

I would suggest letting this one slip through the cracks but I see you have no intentions of turning this down if offered. Be discreet and try not to hurt her feelings is all I can recommend.

 

[onthereal]

"I hate you."

shyt get me rock every time I hear it

 

[Saiyajin]

lets see if u can pipe a pay raise