I'VE TURNED PRO!!! FREE DAPS & REP!!!

[Blankthawtz]

Not sure what "pro" means.... Just here for the rep....

 

[Rollie Forbes]

How does one become pro?

First, you must purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Then the based god will bless you with your choice of 72 virgins, all of whom produce only the finest Cambodian breast milks. After that, you must cross the burning sands of the Sahara while equipped with only a rubber band, a AAA battery, and a filet-o-fish wrapper. If you are able to make it through the desert, you will enter the halls of JBO, where you may live out your every fantasy, and pee in Keysha Cole's butt!
Then, and only then, will you become a Coli Pro!













































































I'm lying, Breh. Everybody knows that JBO doesn't really exist! :ShannonMilds: