I've Unlocked A New Way to Troll...Road Rage Edition

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Stay Safe.

There are too many guns around here to be trolling nikkas in cars. A 5 year old girl just got shot this week in Raleigh for that.


I live near there. I heard a gang of police yesterday, I thought there was an accident cuz it was a thunder storm. Reading the details it sounds like the father PUT HIS CHILD in danger


He was attacking another car, trying to run her off the road,” Gina said.

According to Gina, the suspect then threw something out the window, which damaged the other car, before hitting her husband’s vehicle.



Later, on U.S. 1, her husband caught up to the suspect’s car. Gina said he rolled down his window to yell at the suspect, when the suspect pulled out a gun and fired a single shot.

“They found the bullet in her sippy cup,” Gina said.
 

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when i was a teenager i used to do stuff like this all the time to pickup trucks. if one of them was too close i would slow all the way down and if they try to pass i would speed

the other day dude behind me tried to pass me on the right when i was going into the right lane. neither one of us was backing down so i ended up hitting him. Fortunately he was a dumbass on a suspended license and tried to flee the scene after i stepped out my car to confront so his insurance was 100% liable

he ran like 4 lights to get to the highway but i still caught up to him at like 125mph n got those plates

while that high speed chase before work was cool ultimately people out here ready to crash out over nothing. not worth it
 

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Now ya'll too scary to honk at people? :mjlol:

Imma do it again today.

This isn’t second grade where “y’all scared” moves anything over here. I’ve been in more fights than I can count and shoot outs.

I’m a grown, adult, fully developed man and acting like an emotional child at this point when I have a lot to lose, just to stick it to a loser I won’t ever see again does what for me again?

:mjlol:

If you count pissing someone off as a victory, you should probably reevaluate and focus on bigger things.
 

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We just funkin' around breh, chill.​
 

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What do I win by doing what someone else does?

You call it scared, I got better shyt to do than to prove myself to a stranger.

The whole thing about trying to make it home is not about being scared of what someone might do to me

Its being scared of what I might do to someone else, because it could go there and


I could easily be one of these nikkas in these mugshots looking stupid

Now you should able to relate to this, you know how women sometimes say, men are dangerous/ protect women???
Yall ain't necessarily wrong about that, everyone in this thread telling you to chill is telling you is telling you what you already know.....


Dont get into ego wars in the streets, make it home
:mjlol:

Do you live in major city? I literally have never met a single person who is scared to use a horn. Like never.

So how do you signal when you are coming out of allies? What about when someone is sliding into your lane or holding up the light?

I'm sorry you can dress it up like you are being cautious but I think you're lying because your horn is literally a safety feature meant to be utilized and ya'll just like arguing with women so you'll be a contrarian and even if it makes you look soft.

No way ya'll are scared of a horn. I refuse to believe ya'll are that terrified.
 

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Do you live in major city? I literally have never met a single person who is scared to use a horn. Like never.

So how do you signal when you are coming out of allies? What about when someone is sliding into your lane or holding up the light?

I'm sorry you can dress it up like you are being cautious but I think you're lying because your horn is literally a safety feature meant to be utilized and ya'll just like arguing with women so you'll be a contrarian and even if it makes you look soft.

No way ya'll are scared of a horn. I refuse to believe ya'll are that terrified.

Did you use your horn for safety or trolling?
 

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But you can control your own actions. Willfully engaging in fukkery you might just find out.

Now story was funny tho lol but be safe out here
He was the fukkery. I didn't chase him. I didn't attempt to cause accident. That was him.

If people wanna start shyt I'm not going to be a coward. We can finish it.
 
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So I'm driving through a busy parking lot. Everyone is going like 5 mph. I'm just trying to exit the parking lot but there is a small line.

I pull into the line in front of this Wrangler and I guess this cac was having a bad day and buddy starts laying into his horn. It wasn't that serious but he hits the horn for probably 10 secs.

Unfortunately my natural troll instincts kick in and I hit a smooth beat on my horn *beep ba ba beep beep...beep beep*.

:dead:

I have never seen a cac get so furious.

Creh immediately starts doing zip zags like he's trying go to get around me but there is literally nowhere to go.

The parking lot is layed out weird but there are hills and tight turns.

I end up turning into this other part of the lot so I can go into the grocery store.

Angry cac tries to follow me, hits the corner so tight that he nearly flips his car and tries to speed after me.

I turn into a space and he tries to to speed past me to slam on his brake. Mind you, I am already pulling into a space so he really just pasted me while I give him the finger.

:yeshrug:

As they roll past I see a woman in the car literally yelling, hitting and punching him in the face. I'm assuming she's telling him to stop.

I sit in my car ready to start the 4th of July early but they end up driving off almost hitting other people's cars in the process.

The women is still giving him that work from the passenger seat.

Happy 4th of July

PS I have no regrets

This may be funny and all and you got off scot free but I dont try provoke people as much as possible nowadays. People are so ready to kill at the drop of a hat, that dude seemed unhinged he could have caught a body.
 

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So I'm driving through a busy parking lot. Everyone is going like 5 mph. I'm just trying to exit the parking lot but there is a small line.

I pull into the line in front of this Wrangler and I guess this cac was having a bad day and buddy starts laying into his horn. It wasn't that serious but he hits the horn for probably 10 secs.

Unfortunately my natural troll instincts kick in and I hit a smooth beat on my horn *beep ba ba beep beep...beep beep*.

:dead:

I have never seen a cac get so furious.

Creh immediately starts doing zip zags like he's trying go to get around me but there is literally nowhere to go.

The parking lot is layed out weird but there are hills and tight turns.

I end up turning into this other part of the lot so I can go into the grocery store.

Angry cac tries to follow me, hits the corner so tight that he nearly flips his car and tries to speed after me.

I turn into a space and he tries to to speed past me to slam on his brake. Mind you, I am already pulling into a space so he really just pasted me while I give him the finger.

:yeshrug:

As they roll past I see a woman in the car literally yelling, hitting and punching him in the face. I'm assuming she's telling him to stop.

I sit in my car ready to start the 4th of July early but they end up driving off almost hitting other people's cars in the process.

The women is still giving him that work from the passenger seat.

Happy 4th of July

PS I have no regrets
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I believe i asked you a question first. Feel free to address it if you want to engage in dialogue.
No one here is saying dont use your horn for safety. Its the trolling that causes all that other shyt, if not wanting to troll people in a car makes me look soft... so


You can be the hardest on the Coli.
 

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This may be funny and all and you got off scot free but I dont try provoke people as much as possible nowadays. People are so ready to kill at the drop of a hat, that dude seemed unhinged he could have caught a body.
...or I could have caught one. It says a lot how ya'll automatically make yourselves victims. Don't even entertain the thought of defending yourselves.

:francis:

He was already upset when I pulled in front of them. Who to say it wasn't going to do it regardless? Then what is there to do? Cry in the car like a bytch?

This thread is so sad.
 
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