Ja Rule finally won again Sniffs J.Lo Butthole during performance :blessed:

[Belize King]

Ja Rule was sniffing that thing to see if it was prepared to mate.

 

[KingTxo]

 

[the cac mamba]

trying to spin sniffing 59 year old butthole as a win

 

[Calibrated]

He sniffed her cheeks and then hit the

 

[RhodyRum]

I never understood the J Lo hype in her prime but she’s killing them at 56.

I'm all for more "artists" performing a standup set during a break between songs.

Imagine Lizzo performs like 8 songs and while her backing band takes a 10 minute break to reenergize she goes into a story about some janky soul food she purchased right outside of O'Hare airport during a layover and the ensuing bubble guts she had to suffer through during and after the connecting flight?

Or Taylor Swift channeling her inner Lisa Lampinelli and having her packed arena crowd in stitches as she regales them about the time she finally saw Black penises in the Chiefs locker room with her own 2 eyes after dating Travis Kelce?

And of course Future can finally manage the pain he suffers from Lil Future being raised by @Another Man in a productive manner as he comedically eviscerates Russell Wilson, going as far as to mock Wilson using the stereotypical high pitched aloof White people voice that all stand up comedians use?

A man can dream, can't he?

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Tetsuo]

This made my stomach tighten up

 

[DrexlersFade]

Ahhh, the sweet smell of white diamonds and arroz con pollo...

I'm going in tongue first

Seasoned Mofongo.

What's most important here is the absolute girl boss move of J Lo showing her nearly naked ass to the crowd to incite titillation and the prospect of something sexual to all of the leering men in the audience, and then allowing Ja Rule to mock-sniff her booty hole not because he's entitled to it (as outlined per the rules of this tyrannical patriarchy) but because SHE allows him to. Within ten seconds, her actions validated the myriad women in Western society who are employed as sex workers, from strippers, to prostitutes, to cam girls.

We didn't witness history people, we just witnessed HERstory.

This is how women display empowerment.

This is how women gain societal respect.

This is how we all will defeat the patriarchy.

Spoiler

#WeAreAllHoes2026

Ja Rule was sniffing that thing to see if it was prepared to mate.

trying to spin sniffing 59 year old butthole as a win

Look @the cac mamba y'all it's 2026 and dudes still on bullshyt

 

[Da_Eggman]

 

[DrexlersFade]

I'm all for more "artists" performing a standup set during a break between songs.

Imagine Lizzo performs like 8 songs and while her backing band takes a 10 minute break to reenergize she goes into a story about some janky soul food she purchased right outside of O'Hare airport during a layover and the ensuing bubble guts she had to suffer through during and after the connecting flight?

Or Taylor Swift channeling her inner Lisa Lampinelli and having her packed arena crowd in stitches as she regales them about the time she finally saw Black penises in the Chiefs locker room with her own 2 eyes after dating Travis Kelce?

And of course Future can finally manage the pain he suffers from Lil Future being raised by @Another Man in a productive manner as he comedically eviscerates Russell Wilson, going as far as to mock Wilson using the stereotypical high pitched aloof White people voice that all stand up comedians use?

A man can dream, can't he?

How much you done had to drink bruh?

 

[RhodyRum]

How much you done had to drink bruh?

I couldn't get that creative if I was drunk my dude.

I just see a lane to let my inner writer do his thing and I take it.

 

[DrexlersFade]

I couldn't get that creative if I was drunk my dude.

True it was compelling

 

[RhodyRum]

True it was compelling

As were the overwhelming majority of women you posted in 2025.

 

[DrexlersFade]

As were the overwhelming majority of women you posted in 2025.

We going to spin the block again this year until those servers crash for good

 

[Yaboysix]

It's crazy...

Back in the day then white folks had us thinking J Lo had the "biggest booty" in America...

Fast forward to current Day her Booty ain't SHYT!