Jade Cargill's First Loss Is On Deck

[Rollie Forbes]

First Ricky Starks got caught slippin', then Jim Ross started talking recklessly, and now Jade CarGOAT is on the SummerJam screen:

The ONLY way Jade survives this unscathed is if she provides Shad Khan 3 free weeks of babysitting services, she'll have to teach Shad's wife to cook Jamaican food, and she must allow Tony Khan to have 4 of her daughter's shiny Pokémon cards.
Don't let Twitter get you in trouble, Champ.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I know it’s a recurring joke at this point, but Tony hasn’t actually disciplined any of his performers for anything. Only reason he took the titles of The Elite is because it was a legal investigation and they were brand new titles

Only person he’s ever had smoke for was Big Swoll when she was 1000 miles away and on twitter

 

[Reality Check]

First Ricky Starks got caught slippin', then Jim Ross started talking recklessly, and now Jade CarGOAT is on the SummerJam screen:

The ONLY way Jade survives this unscathed is if she provides Shad Khan 3 free weeks of babysitting services, she'll have to teach Shad's wife to cook Jamaican food, and she must allow Tony Khan to have 4 of her daughter's shiny Pokémon cards.
Don't let Twitter get you in trouble, Champ.

 

[Mastamimd]

Y'all gotta realize that this AEW vs WWE "war" is just internet dudes being unnecessarily tribal

Most of them are friends behind the scenes

 

[Killah Ray]

Cody had a lot to do with her early training so makes sense. I’m glad that wrestlers can actually acknowledge other companies now. Always seemed dumb as fukk that they couldn’t do it on social media…

 

[RammerJammer]

Oh noooo Joey Bosa is wearing 49ers gear at the NFC Championship Game, the Chargers gonna bench him

 

[Reality Check]

Y'all gotta realize that this AEW vs WWE "war" is just internet dudes being unnecessarily tribal

Most of them are friends behind the scenes

Oh noooo Joey Bosa is wearing 49ers gear at the NFC Championship Game, the Chargers gonna bench him

This.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Oh noooo Joey Bosa is wearing 49ers gear at the NFC Championship Game, the Chargers gonna bench him

I couldn't care less about either of the MAGA Bosas' clothing shoices. The real crime is the horrible boots that that pink toe is wearing.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Y'all gotta realize that this AEW vs WWE "war" is just internet dudes being unnecessarily tribal

Most of them are friends behind the scenes

Being friends behind the scenes is fine; but by going public, the champ just earned herself an extended stay on Rampage.

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

This shyt is stupid. I've seen WWE wrestlers reacting to AEW and never thought to shytpost "ooh they're gonna get buried!"

 

[Rollie Forbes]

This shyt is stupid. I've seen WWE wrestlers reacting to AEW and never thought to shytpost "ooh they're gonna get buried!"

But you'll shytpost a Jordynne Grace appreciation thread?

 

[CM_Burns]

Jade seemed to be a Cody/Brandi project more than the Elite or Jericho, so it makes sense she puts him over still

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Tony was probably watching heyman too

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Jade will Gorilla Press Tony if he even thinks about talking tough

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

The power of GOATy Rhodes. Got dubheads getting the willys, instead of realizing that most of these wrestlers play COD and do training sessions.

Sometimes run trains on ringrats

Reminds me of the time when wrestling fans were losing their minds at the fact that the heels were drinking with the faces. Like imagine Taker having a flat in 91 and Hogan goes "are you trying to roll up on me"

Taker: "GODDAMMIT TERRY, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH THIS WHEEL SO I CAN GO TO A HOUSE SHOW IN DELAWARE"

Hogan: "You trying to shoot on me in Delaware before the show starts brother"

Taker: ""