Jake Hager aka Jack Swagger Arrested for DUI & Possession of Weed

[Bob Loblaw]

you fukkers know what, you know, listen to me, uopen your fukking herars you pretensius foggotsters. Okay, look, I KNOOOOW he got busted. But he's a wrestler dammin :smugcoke: They are degnerates, word to X. Let his cac get his racist on. Let him do it, okay.

They really need to bring in Ann coulter as coulter's daughter he molested.

wtf is up wihe me and incest.

Carry on mortals.

Ahhhhh the quarterly TSC drunk post.

 

[Dylmatic]

 

[TRIPLE M]

save us Caessaro

 

[MightyHealthy]

"I was going to get a great push, but then I got high.
I was going to Wrestlemania, but then I got high.
Now I'm in the Impact Zone, and I know why.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high."

Dap if you did the ad-libs in your head.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

save us Caessaro

Cesaro is too likable at the moment. They really need a Xenophobic gimmick to get Del Rio that cheap face heat and that ship has sailed for Cesaro. This Swagger/Colter shyt is perfect. It gives too busts something to do that can help them both reach the next level.

 

[krackdagawd]

We The People vs Weed The People (Tri.Moon) - YouTube

:deadcena::deadcena::deadcena:

 

[Reggie]

This is the worst fukk up ever of a wrestler getting a major push. You're about to be wrestling at Mania for the World title and this is the stupid shyt you do. I know Vince is steamed at Jack Swagger for this.

 

[DaylitoJames]

you fukkers know what, you know, listen to me, uopen your fukking herars you pretensius foggotsters. Okay, look, I KNOOOOW he got busted. But he's a wrestler dammin :smugcoke: They are degnerates, word to X. Let his cac get his racist on. Let him do it, okay.

They really need to bring in Ann coulter as coulter's daughter he molested.

wtf is up wihe me and incest.

Carry on mortals.

What the hell is going on here? You see what your fukk up has done Swagger? You got the Ligginsverse all screwed up, ain't no iron phallus big enough for Snitsky to straighten this mess out.

 

[thaKEAF]

We The People vs Weed The People (Tri.Moon) - YouTube

ye ye ye ye


























































































































smoke weed everyday

 

[patscorpio]

For starters, he is great in-ring and the dude sells like a million bucks.

like a damn Crash Test Dummy

all them crazy flip bumps he takes..dude will end up like mr perfect around time he lost the ic title to bret hart..back all fukked up

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Cut to Monday Night, Swagger puts his title shot on the line against Randy and loses in less than 1 minute.

 

[MBwithadream]

And just like that brehs....

*smugCena*

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Wait, I think I did it wrong.

 

[MBwithadream]

@ Gizzle planting weed in Swagger's car and hitting the

Gizzle did for the stans.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Wasnt the reason he was out for so long because he kept failing the wellness policy for weed? If he wasnt over he would be in the bushes but since his gimmick is getting mainstream attention they will let this slide