Mister Terrific
It’s in the name
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Jalen Hurts is finally silencing the critics and showing the world he’s elite “ The official Jalen Hurts MVP tracker thread”
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duckbutta
eienaar van mans
What
Breh I watched Flozell Adams false start on 99% of the first downs he played on for years.
I watched Rod Marinelli and Lane Kiffin field the worst cowboys defense of all time.
I watched Tony Romo play with receivers so dumb he spent the entire play clock lining each of them up individually.
You think anything the cowboys are doing in 2025 compares to that
"That's why you writing paragraphs"
You fukking retards will scour the internet for every cac stat you can find in here posting shyt from 2022 about Jalen Hurts in 2025
But you mad at a paragraph that debunks or cacalytics stat
"Hurts downfall"? When was he up enough to have one? It aint no downfall for a QB who get's half his touchdowns Fresh Prince Jazzy Jeff style
Actually Fresh Prince predicted how Jalen would score his touchdowns
VegetasHairline
Veteran
People compare Lamar Jackson to James Harden in the playoffs. That's not helping your point.
Jaylen Tatum
Superstar
He threw 41 td's in my madden franchise. He was cpu controlled.
He was cpu controlled.
@Mister Terrific post read like
Jalen Hurts is statistically the QB in the NFL, in the 3rd quarter, between 2-7 minutes, inside the pocket, in away games, when they win the toss, in 80 degree weather.
Jalen Hurts is statistically the QB in the NFL, in the 3rd quarter, between 2-7 minutes, inside the pocket, in away games, when they win the toss, in 80 degree weather.
Mister Terrific
It’s in the name
Funny you should say that because we do have some situational Jalen Hurts stats
Now these numbers might be hard to understand for posters who idea of winning is the break room having free fruit cups.
Win streak huh? 4th quarter huh? So basically stats when you have a lead going into the 4th quarter accompanied by the best OL and RB in the NFL?
Mister Terrific
It’s in the name
He threw 41 td's in my madden franchise.
Over what? Four seasons?
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Dr. Narcisse
Veteran
Now TBF I'd say he probably could have done what other teams do (play action pass from under center at the 1) and got about 20 tds. Teams would bite hard on the play action. However, if it cant be stopped then why change.
Box Factory
hater
The currently undefeated in his last 16 games, on pace to obliterate the NFL QB Rushing TDs record and maybe take a run at finishing top 5 all time for rushing TDs, and current King of the NFL Jalen Hurts is going to win another game (against the Rams) today at 1
Just incase any of you white people in here needed to watch and be like "well I'm actually according to a post I saw on Twitter his vorp and war ratings aren't actually quite where I would need them to be"
Just incase any of you white people in here needed to watch and be like "well I'm actually according to a post I saw on Twitter his vorp and war ratings aren't actually quite where I would need them to be"
Box Factory
hater
"Well ummmm actually In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something"
"Well ummmm actually In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something"
Less than 3,000 passing yards and only 16 passing TD's in a full season worth of games
Box Factory
hater
16-0, and 39-4 thoughWell ummmm actuuuuaaallyyyy I was looking and what I had actually noticed was actually that Less than 3,000 passing yards and only 16 passing TD's in a full season worth of games
Game starts in 1 minute. See ya there
16-0, and 39-4 though
Game starts in 1 minute. See ya there
39-4? Why you counting his rushing TD's in that ratio? Who turns the ball over during 1 yard runs
