Jalen Hurts simply isn’t Him

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@duckbutta hurts downfall is all you got left after Jerry ended your franchise. That's why your writing paragraphs. Have another fun Season ending in a loss
What :mjlol:

Breh I watched Flozell Adams false start on 99% of the first downs he played on for years.

I watched Rod Marinelli and Lane Kiffin field the worst cowboys defense of all time.

I watched Tony Romo play with receivers so dumb he spent the entire play clock lining each of them up individually.

You think anything the cowboys are doing in 2025 compares to that :mjlol:

"That's why you writing paragraphs" :mjlol:

You fukking retards will scour the internet for every cac stat you can find in here posting shyt from 2022 about Jalen Hurts in 2025:mjlol:

But you mad at a paragraph that debunks or cacalytics stat :mjlol:

"Hurts downfall"? When was he up enough to have one? It aint no downfall for a QB who get's half his touchdowns Fresh Prince Jazzy Jeff style

Actually Fresh Prince predicted how Jalen would score his touchdowns :ohhh:

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I KNOW for a FACT y'all not talking about what he did in the last SB, so are we talking about the SB loss? Very good performance, but you're calling that signature? In a way that Lamar and Allen don't have? I'm talking 2023 AFC Divisional Round. I'm talking about Brady vs Falcons. No one is elevating Hurts a tier based on that SB loss performance. Josh Allen showed us another level in the Divisional Round loss.
People compare Lamar Jackson to James Harden in the playoffs. That's not helping your point.
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@Mister Terrific post read like

Jalen Hurts is statistically the QB in the NFL, in the 3rd quarter, between 2-7 minutes, inside the pocket, in away games, when they win the toss, in 80 degree weather.
Funny you should say that because we do have some situational Jalen Hurts stats



Now these numbers might be hard to understand for posters who idea of winning is the break room having free fruit cups.
 
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Funny you should say that because we do have some situational Jalen Hurts stats



Now these numbers might be hard to understand for posters who idea of winning is the break room having free fruit cups.



Win streak huh? 4th quarter huh? So basically stats when you have a lead going into the 4th quarter accompanied by the best OL and RB in the NFL?
 

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Now TBF I'd say he probably could have done what other teams do (play action pass from under center at the 1) and got about 20 tds. Teams would bite hard on the play action. However, if it cant be stopped then why change.
 

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The currently undefeated in his last 16 games, on pace to obliterate the NFL QB Rushing TDs record and maybe take a run at finishing top 5 all time for rushing TDs, and current King of the NFL Jalen Hurts is going to win another game (against the Rams) today at 1

Just incase any of you white people in here needed to watch and be like "well I'm actually according to a post I saw on Twitter his vorp and war ratings aren't actually quite where I would need them to be"
 
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"Well ummmm actually In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something"







Less than 3,000 passing yards and only 16 passing TD's in a full season worth of games :picard:
 
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