Jalen Rose barber getting the respect he deserves
- Thread starter Tony D'Amato
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Rev Leon Lonnie Love
damned mine eyes, DAMNED mine eyes!!
He's started balding and is hiding it with all this foolery. No other way to explain this 
Dude looks crazy 
. The ego is truly some torturous shyt. He was shinning at first. The clenbuterol and tren he was using on his hairline was just enough to not look absurd, but that wasn’t enough for him. People started boosting his head up. He started to feel like, “I’m really about to kill them now 
.” He went out here and started fukking with, “the clear.” All the while, his proverbial Victor Conte (i.e., his barber) is a full-fledged saboteur . Got this man out here with these heds (hairline enhancing drugs) and knowing damn well USADA and VADA on his headtop, literally.
It’s a dirty game. Pun intended.
. The ego is truly some torturous shyt. He was shinning at first. The clenbuterol and tren he was using on his hairline was just enough to not look absurd, but that wasn’t enough for him. People started boosting his head up. He started to feel like, “I’m really about to kill them now .” He went out here and started fukking with, “the clear.” All the while, his proverbial Victor Conte (i.e., his barber) is a full-fledged saboteur . Got this man out here with these heds (hairline enhancing drugs) and knowing damn well USADA and VADA on his headtop, literally.It’s a dirty game. Pun intended.
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O.T.I.S.
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Lefty Gunz
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Thought this was one of them AI filters
ReturnOfJudah
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This nikka barber got his cert from pen & pixel?
Tribal Outkast
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Them lights don’t hide nothing. He has been on tv long enough to know this lol. You can’t be up there with that thinking people won’t see it. He’s looking crazy smh
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EarlyEarly
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Man got a green screen on his head front 
Why his barber using so much of that shyt? I think the goal and skill of a barber that uses slight “enhancements” comes from using the bare minimum amount where it’s not even noticeable.
It’s like he going heavy handed where it’s not necessary. Jalen has a decent line to work with.
It’s like he going heavy handed where it’s not necessary. Jalen has a decent line to work with.
Compare the cut in the OP to now.
His barber lost his damn mind. That shyt looks goofy in real life and even worse on TV. I don't know how Jalen hops out the barber chair and pays for that mess.
No man should obsess over his hair like a woman especially when he's working with SAS and Wilbon. Be happy you still have hair and your line isn't midway to your crown.
BECAUSE HES BALDING...
THIS IS FROM JANUARY.
THEY TRIED TO PAINT OVER IT
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK ON HIS HEAD.
THAT nikka ROCKING WIG KITS NOW.
I was watching this too and this literally crossed my mind
Bruh whatever is under the spray can’t be more embarrassing than this.
