Jameis Winston was chilling at....

[TheNig]

Can't front... Joel is good.

I actually visited his church before. Got to meet duke...


The friendliest guy I've ever been around.

 

[Box Factory]

Had no clue who Joel Osteen was so I googled him.

He looks like an autistic , creepy Tim the tool man Taylor

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

please dont tell me my boy is a jesus freak

Where you think he got that type of talent from.......



But real talk, his belief in GOD is pretty strong and he grew up mostly in the church..

 

[Alexander The Great]

please dont tell me my boy is a jesus freak

Used to be a prerequisite to play at FSU

 

[Buckeye Fever]

KRS Laundry:

 

[Frump]

please dont tell me my boy is a jesus freak

He's from Alabama

 

[Captain Crunch]

The PR overhaul before the draft is now in full effect.

Can't blame him

 

[TheSpook]

Jameis has done a horrible job hiding his fakeness

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Anakin Winston on his positive PR grizzle

 

[Rosecrans]

Was expecting to see a crab joke.

 

[pete clemenza]

Black folks love dem some Joel Osteen

 

[manyfaces]

I be sitting there "gatDAYUM this niqqa is positive as fukk!!"

The combo of this statement and it referring Joel Osteen is hilarious in and of itself....














..... because it's so true. Like @BuddyOmar said I'll get in our car where the last thing my wife was listening to was Joel and next thing I know 30 mins later i'm getting out my car saying to myself "I CAN DO THIS," to whatever challenge I may be dealing with. And I got into the car with the full intent of listening to Shade 45 during my drive.

 

[MikelArteta]

osteen is a great motiivator

dude could make you run through a brick wall an d believe you can

 

[NelsonSwagdela]

I'm 100% sure Joel Osteen is a sociopath, the dude can public speak like crazy but jesus is purely about money for that dude his crib cost like 15 mill. Look into his eyes bruh has no soul.

 

[Danie84]

Awaits for demonic CaCs to spin this communion


...low-key, I fall asleep many Sunday nights to Osteen's affirmation